[FFML] [EVA] Pretty Magical Girl Shinji Ikari

[Henry Cobb]

[EVA] Pretty Magical Girl Shinji Ikari
By Henry J. Cobb

The EVA characters are the creation of Hideaki Anno, but the real
inspiration for this is the fault of other authors, both in the source and
fanfic communities.

"No father, I won't do this.  Never again."

Major Misato Katsuragi looked at the boy, "He's one of the sailor
warriors?"

Doctor Ritsuko Akagi mostly managed to suppress her smile, "Yes."

"If you will not do this then I truly do not have a son."

"If I do this I won't be a son."

"Very well then, bring in Rei."

Shinji looked at the girl on the stretcher, "You can't be serious.  She
can't even stand."

"She can be made to stand, for long enough.  There is no other
alternative."

Shinji sighed, grabbed the tiara from it's cushion and put it on his head,
"Just, just don't look!  Happy happy love love transformation!"

One stock footage gender bending naked transformation scene later, Shinji
shifted in her boots.  Why did they have to have such high heels?

Twenty minutes later and miles away, Shinji hopped off into a field.  She
hated deploying by helicopter while transformed, it always made her skirt
flap up.

She stepped up to the ridge and got her first view of the approaching
menace, "Tentacle monsters, why does it always have to be tentacle
monsters?"

One flubbed magical attack, tentacle grope and frantic malleting later,
Ritsuko sat back and looked over her displays again, "She's a berserker."

"That's my boy."

Misato turned to the commander, "Don't you mean girl?"

-HJC
If you've got something to say please don't comment on this, continue it!

My only suggestion is that Asuka's first encounter with boy-type Shinji be
when they are both transforming back from magical girl form.