[FFML] [JS] The Girl from Hell vs the ultimate question.

[Henry Cobb]

[JS] The Girl from Hell vs the ultimate question.
By Henry J. Cobb.

Disclaimers: Jigoku Shoujo is the creation of Studio Deen and if this
little piece of fluff fails to offend your religious sensibilities then
perhaps you should get some.

"Assuming that I don't pull this string, what would it take for me to not
go to Hell?"

"I don't know."

"What?"

"Everybody goes to Hell.  Christ, Buddha, Moses, Mother Teresa, L. Ron
Hubbard, Elvis, Lennon and Lenin, all the lamas, Kennedys, popes and
Ghandis, they're all there."

"And Mohammad?"

"He's there, writing a new book."

"So if I pull this string I'll simply be dammed to go where I'd go anyway?"

"You get a tattoo."

"And my target will be taken where they'd go anyway, just sooner?"

"I also take away their body."

"But why do you have your fingers crossed behind your back?"

The red eyed girl glanced in the mirror behind her then over at the clock
which read 12:01, "Look at the time.  I've got to go," she snatched the
straw doll back and vanished.

"Why do you play such pranks Mistress?"

"My job is boring as hell," The red eyed girl, her bottom still beet red
from the Lord of Hell's latest rebuke, gently lowered herself into the pond
outside her sunset villa.  She crouched down under the water and blew
bubbles from her mouth then lay back and floated to await the next call.

It wouldn't be long, for the world was full of sin and it was always less
than an hour to Midnight, somewhere on the globe.

-HJC
Yeah Jigoku Shoujo is a comedy series and it beats the obvious crossover
of...

The red eyed girl raised her unholy sword Ichimoku as she faced her blue
eyed twin and her army of undead, "It ends now Diva.  You're coming with
me, we're going to Hell."