[FFML] Genma and fitness [was] Kung fu Panda poster
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Mon Jun 2 07:08:53 PDT 2008
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From: "David McMillan" <skyefire at skyefire.org>
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Subject: Re: [FFML] Genma and fitness [was] Kung fu Panda poster
> Angus MacSpon wrote:
>> On 31/05/2008, at 20:57, The Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:
>>> Does this discussion have anything whatsoever to do with fanfiction?
> Well, it's a tactical analysis discussion of diverse fighting styles.
> You see, in a Chuck Norris-v-Sumo fight, if CN lets the sumo get a grip
> on him, he's toast. If CN is armed the way he usually is in most
> movies, the sumo is toast. If CN is unarmed, he needs to stay out of
> reach, and probably concentrate on lots of kicks for max range. If CN
> can stay out of reach and turn the fight into an endurance match, he can
> probably wear the sumotori down enough to make him vulnerable.
> Which just goes to show, tactics are more important than raw power, or
> any inherent "style" superiority.
> (What *was* that van Damme movie that featured matchups between
> fighters of all sorts of different fighting styles? The little
> monkey-kung-fu specialist trying to take on the Sumo wrestler sticks out
> in my mind...)
>> Well, let's see...
>> "Uh, Pops?" said Ranma. "Why are you doing this again?"
>> Genma cleared his throat. "Sometimes," he said portentiously (or was
>> that pretentiously?), "a martial artists's got to do what a martial
>> artist's got to do."
> Maybe it's just "ponderously". :)
>> "But Pops, that's Chuck Norris! They say he can spit bullets through
>> forty inches of steel! They say he sharpens his teeth on alligator
>> hide! They say he --" Ranma paused. "Wait a minute. Alligator
> For a moment, I was sure Ranma was about to invent Gator-hide-fu right
> on the spot...
>> His father glared at him. "So, what, are you saying I can't handle
>> "Well, duh. I mean, *I* could, obviously. But you're just a lazy,
>> flabby, middle-aged old bald guy with the brains of a lemming and the
>> ethics of a wolverine."
> <k-SNIKT!> "You got a problem with wolverines, bub?"
>> "Huh." Genma gave him a black look and then stripped off his gi,
>> revealing quite a lot of muscle. And, admittedly, the beginnings of
>> a paunch. "Son, when all this is over ... you and I will have words.
> Now someone needs to write a 'fic where Genma was a sumotori, rather
> than a student of Anything-Goes, and Ranma shows up on the Tendos'
> doorstep looking more like a chibi-Sumo wrestler....
> (IIRC, it was a minor plot point in "Comes the Cold Dragon" that Nabiki
> *used* to get off on watching Sumo wrestling, until Ranma dropped into
> her life)
>> With a final withering look at Ranma, he strode out of the Tendo dojo,
>> to where the other man waited for him in the street. He stopped a few
>> paces short and the two stared at each other ... each waiting for the
>> other to make the first move.
>> "Ranma?" whispered Akane. "You don't really think your rather is all
>> that, do you? I mean ... really?"
> SP: Father.
>> Ranma slipped a thin booklet entitled 'A Beginner's Guide to Martial
>> Arts Slander' back into his pocket. "Nah. Just wanted to give the old
>> man a little encouragement, that's all. Man, I thought he wasn't ever
>> gonna get out there! C'mon, now, this should be good."
> <snerk!> Now, how long will it take Akane to figure out that he's been
> doing this to *her* since, well, the day they met?
>> "Um ... okay." Akane followed him out, a little intrigued by the
>> forthcoming battle herself. "Hey, Ranma --"
>> "Spit bullets through forty inches of steel? Really?"
>> "Sure. It's well-documented on the Internet. Nabiki showed me."
> Ah, Wikipedia, how we do love thee...
>> "Wow." Akane settled down expectantly. Ranma was right; this really
>> should be an interesting match. And even as she watched, there came a
>> sudden shout from the street -- and the two men rushed at each other.
> Ranma staggered away, feeling as if he'd just eaten one of Akane's
> meals. Akane herself looked about the same way.
> "I can't believe it," Ranma said finally. "I mean, that was... was..."
> "I know." Akane shuddered nauseously. "Watching your father use the
> Cradle attack on *you* was bad enough, but on a full-grown man -- oooh,
> I think I'm going to throw up again!"
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