[FFML] [Ranma/MKR] Fire in the Water, act one (draft complete)

[The Eternal Lost Lurker]

Ordinarily, I would not dignify anything Kaydee posts with even a glance.

However...


From: "Sexy Neko Hibiki" <nekohibiki at comcast.net>
> I preferred the original version better dude.

I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm in a parallel universe where the
opinion of the singularly most talentless hack that ever insulted the noble
calling of writing by pretending to practice it carries even one pico-iota
of merit.

You see, Kaydee, unlike you, who exists in a logic-defying state of quantum
void in which even the THOUGHT of self-improvement perishes before it can
truly be said to have existed, the rest of us tend to strive for achieving
more than we have in the past. TRUE writers tend to read back over their old
work, shudder at its horrific quality, and rewrite it or write something new
to prove to themselves, and others, that their skills have improved. To
prove that they have learned from their experiences as writers, as readers,
and as human beings.

We are, in short, completely different from you, who somehow have managed to
remain frozen in time for the past decade, never changing except for minor
modifications to your Internet handle.

For the record, your bizarre, unfathomable state of existence is abnormal,
abhorrent, and ill-advised.

I ask you, Kaydee, precisely where, in the many years of me pointing out how
useless and annoying you are and you calling me an asshole and killfiling
me, have I ever given you the slightest impression that I would even
remotely, in ANY conceivable way, shape, or form, give a fat flying fuck
what you might think of my writing?

I would honestly prefer that you, Kaydee, never lay eyes upon anything I
write ever again. The quality of my writing is diminished by the very act of
you gazing at it, in much the same way a delicious slice of gourmet
cheesecake is spoiled by being kept next to a rotten egg in the
refrigerator.

In the future, kindly refrain from sharing your opinion on my work--or for
that matter, your opinion on anything--hell, while we're at it, try
refraining from sharing the very fact that you continue to EXIST--with this
fine establishment of fanfiction enthusiasts.

And with that, I have nothing left to say. Goodnight all, and I'll have act
two ready to post when my tempban expires from this rant. ^_^

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