[FFML] [C&C] [Fanfic][Naruto] Suiren, Chapter 14: Blood...
The Eternal Lost Lurker
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Tue Sep 4 09:54:38 PDT 2007
> > Yeah, just ask a few pointed questions about Uzumaki Kushina and
> > Minato sometime...
> They just _had_ to invent a 'Whirlpool Village' so Naruto can be the
> last remaining descendant of them, didn't they?
s/they/he, Naruto is a one-author manga, thank you drive through...
> > > "Un." Sakura nodded in agreement. "They don't re-use them until the
> > > body's rotted away or has been picked clean by birds and wild dogs, so
> > > they have to put up more if they've got a lot of 'examples' to make."
> > Cheerful.
> The Lord Haruno tries to make sure his guests feel welcome...
Could be worse. They could be rigged up to "dance" while hidden speakers
play "Ninja Rap" from TMNT2. "Go ninja go ninja go!"
> > ...waaaah, Hina-chan's been branded ;_;
> Maybe it isn't as bad as it looks... ^_^;;;;;.... maybe...
Actually, I kind of keep expecting there to be a role-reversal in canon. If
the clan elders force Neji to marry Hanabi, then Neji becomes the de facto
successor to the clan; that would automatically make Hinata a branch family
member, and she'd be branded with the seal while Neji's would be removed.
In strictest, coldest political terms, it IS the most logical thing for the
Hyuuga clan to do. It defies the very tradition that MADE Neji a branch
family member in the first place, but it would be an almost guaranteed way
to produce an exceptionally powerful heir--Hanabi is stronger and more
skilled than Hinata, and Neji is the single most powerful Hyuuga to come
along in what, three generations? If I were a clan elder, I'd be all over
that, even if I had a soft spot for Hinata.
(Truthfully, it's probably the kindest thing the clan could do to
Hinata-chan at this point.)
But I digest...
> > Ooooooooh-kay, apparently being disowned made Hinata's head go funny...
> Stress will do that... though like in an earlier response, Hinata's
> had a bit of a strict, sheltered upbringing, and Sakura is... er...
Nuttier than a squirrel turd?
> > ....Ineedacoldshowerexcuseme...
> Aren't bath scenes wonderful?
> Now i need to figure out how badly Sakura broke her...
*Hinata stumbles around Konoha in a daze, singing "I Touch Myself" under her
This is a test of the Emergency Ass Dance System.
The Eternal Lost Lurker
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