[FFML] [C&C] [Ranma] Life is Complicated, Part I: Sensei

[The Eternal Lost Lurker]

> From: "Ambulatory Kettle" <ambket at gmail.com>

I've got to say this is the most entertaining Net handle I've come across in
ages. XD


> Uncle Tendou re-entered the room, his face still dower.

dour

> "Nabiki, you will marry Kunou Tatewaki."

*FACEFAULT* Well THAT backfired like an Edsel without a muffler...

> "Now that you mention it..." Uncle Tendou scratched his head, a
> gesture somewhere between nervous and pensive, "Principal Kunou actually
> said something about putting a lime in a coconut, and to call him back
> tomorrow morning, but I was pretty sure that meant yes."

*SNRK*

> to afford to keep the dojo!  Capiche?"

Capice

> As she predicted, her eyes were greeted by a dripping wet panda
> playing with a tire and holding up a sign that read: "I'm just an
> ordinary panda -- panda's can't teach martial arts classes."

Heh! BTW, 'pandas'...no apostrophe.

> Nabiki's smile broke into a malicious grin.  "I would never dream
> of it... Ranma-sensei."

Saw THAT coming. XD

> "Shut-up!" Ukyou exploded.

No hyphen needed here.

> Ukyou looked down at her palms; tiny drops of blood were welling
> to the surface wear her fingernails had bitten into her skin.

'where', not wear.

> "What?  You mean besides people changing into pandas and stuff?"
> "No, Nabiki-chan, I said ODD.

*SNRK*

> paused to inhale deeply.  "You're a miserable, manipulative, money-
> grubbing hobag-bitch and I hope you die in your own feces!"

O_o;;

> "What do you want, Nabiki?"
> Nabiki frowned slightly.  "What is it with everyone today?  So
> defensive.  What, am I some kind of demon?"
> "Worse," Ranma quipped.  "You're Tendou Nabiki."

Ouch! XD

> "As you wish," Kouryuu replied evenly.  "A friendly match then."
> Ranma felt one corner of his mouth quirk up in an anticipatory
> smile as they faced off across the dojo floor.  "Friendly.  Right."


This is gonna be interesting...

More C&C later.

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