[FFML] [Naruto][AU]Clients Lie chapters 1&2 (sequel to People Lie)

[The Eternal Lost Lurker]

>         Naruto sighed theatrically.  "I swear, that guy is so uptight, if
you
> shoved a lump of coal up his ass and showed him a tit, you'd have a
> diamond."

Heheheheheheheheheheh.

>        So leaving her sweaty, tangled sheets behind, she slipped on a pair
> of shorts and a shirt and stepped into the cool morning, leaving
> behind her dreams of how she and Naruto would christen his office desk
> when he became Hokage.

H_H


>        Hinata kneeled

knelt

>        She just… stared.  "Hinata-neechan…  your face...  it's leaking…"

>        Hanabi's chopsticks clattered to the table as Hinata held a finger
> over the hole in her cheek and took another long drink of tea with a
> serene expression.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

>        "Tiger penis and rhinoceros horn soup doesn't do a whole lot of
good
> when it's loaded with saltpeter, but it still costs the same."

That's going in my quotefile.

>        "Take me away, Naruto-sama!" Naruko cried, jumping into his arms
and
> flinging her head back with wild abandon.  "Take me back to your love
> shack and ravish me!"

>        "…Okay," he agreed.

*laughs ass off*

>         "Ah," Kakashi exclaimed.  "I understand.  That's a page from Icha
> Icha Blushing Maidens.  For the chakra paper to turn into that…" he
> paused.  "It means you have the elemental affinity of hentai."

*facefault* Silly. Just plain silly. :P

>        "They're too obsessed with me," Sasuke shot back.  "Besides, some
of
> us can think with our minds, not our dicks."

Well, that let's Sasuke out. He's 100% dick.


Great chapters. :) Sorry it took so long to get around to sending this, and
looking forward to more!

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