[FFML] [C&C] Re: Correct copy of 'Point Total"
Aaron Nowack
anowack at mimiru.net
Mon Jul 16 13:24:59 PDT 2007
Continuing to catch up on C&C...
Standard C&C Disclaimer: All the below is my only occasionally useful
humble opinion, my only occasionally correct grammatical and spelling
corrections, and/or my only occasionally funny humor.
DB Sommer wrote:
> Birth (or rebirth) for Kei Kurono consisted of being ‘faxed’ molecule by
> molecule from his apartment to the apartment with the Black Ball. Maybe
> it was just as well, since he had just cut himself when slicing an
> apple, and thanks to the wonders of Gantz Public Transportation System,
> his injury was healed. It beat the time the vampire disemboweled him.
> Luckily he had stayed ‘in the system’, and was resurrected by Kato, of
> all people, who had gotten sucked back into the game after getting
> caught in a crossfire between aliens and rogue hunters. Subsequently Kei
> got returned as well and ‘volunteered’ to participate again, since he
> probably would have been killed by vampires again anyway, and he’d just
> as soon have memories of what they were, and the weaponry to do
> something about it. Besides, he still needed to bring back Sei. He might
> not have loved her, but he owed it to the first girl he had sex with,
> and who enabled him to come back from near death against the multi-armed
> regenerating monstrosity that had killed everyone but him.
...
You know, Gantz is kind of a strange series, when you think about it...
> And then the music began playing from the ball on cue. A moment later,
> the image of their next target showed on the side of the ball. It was a
> human-looking one this time, with an affable look on his face and big
> black spiky hair. He wore an orange martial arts gi with a symbol on it.
> His stats read:
>
> Characteristics:
> Strong
> Martial Artist
>
> Likes:
> Blowing up planets
> Coming back from the dead
>
> Dislikes:
> Dying repeatedly
>
> Favorite Phrase:
> Kamehameha!
>
> On the picture it read: Saiyan
>
> Kei looked Kato in the eye. “We’re pretty much screwed, aren’t we?”
...heh.
Well, it's a spamfic, and it made me chuckle, so it worked. Not much
else to say there. :)
However, even though it doesn't quite fit with how I recall Gantz
working, I can't resist...
"Kurono," Kato asked, "what does the scouter say about his point value?"
Kei stared at the offending piece of equipment for a moment before
crushing it in his fist. "It's over NINE THOUSAND!!!"
--
Aaron Nowack
"Never let reality get in the way of a good hypothesis."
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