[FFML] [Fanfic] [Ranma][Crossover] Tamaranian 1/2: Illegal Alien Indeed

[Farzad Mansouri]

Well I had no idea the FFML was down but just to be
number 2 on the posts here's a little something I have
been working on Since the beginning of 2007.  Enjoy
and creative criticism is appreciated.

Tamaranian 1/2
By Farzad Mansouri

Ch.1: Illegal Alien Indeed


   The young man known as Saotome Ranma will be called
many things in the future.  His un-cute fiancée Tendo
Akane will label him as a pervert due to the perceived
fact that the young Saotome enjoys his other fiancées
lavishing attention onto him with physical contact and
food.  She will also called him a jerk for insulting
her both inside training and outside in real life. 
These descriptions stem from two sources.  The latter
is from Saotome Genma’s upbringing of Ranma who
thought insulting someone was the same as a rousing
pep talk.  The former comes from the girls wanting to
grab Ranma’s attention in a show of affection in order
to one up each other into getting him to choose her as
the true fiancée.  In addition, Akane forgot about the
simplest rule in the dynamic between boys and girls:
girls are supposed to attract boys.  This fact refutes
her claim that Ranma is a pervert deviating from
natural behavior.  

   Because of the number of women after him, some have
called Ranma a womanizer or Casanova, which is so far
from the truth its almost funny.  The fact remains
that the young Saotome’s knowledge on what to do with
a girl is limited.  The only thing Genma taught about
them is that they are weak and emotional creatures to
be sheltered at all times.  This left the poor boy to
seriously underestimate any female much to his later
regret.  At most, the young Saotome would hang out
with a girl, hold her hand, and MAYBE kiss her if he
worked up the courage.  Therefore, a better term for
Ranma is sexually repressed.  That is not to say this
doesn’t come with some advantages.  After all, since
he doesn’t consciously try to hunt down the ladies for
dates or stare at certain parts of there bodies as if
he is mentally undressing them, most girls assume he
is a better catch than all the horny young boys they
normally interact with day in and day out.  This
unfortunately leaves Ranma stuck with three women who
would be glad to be his first any way he wants them
and one that constantly berates him for his deviant
ways.  Cursed boy indeed.

   To complicate things further there is the fact that
while Ranma was born into Japanese society he doesn’t
seem to fit in.  Ranma only identifies himself with
martial arts and the idea of honor above all else,
both of which seem archaic to many modern Japanese men
and women.  Ranma wears mostly Chinese Kung Fu
clothes.  He speaks the Japanese language with a rough
slang, writes it atrociously at best, and doesn’t
conform to any social group or clique.  Ranma is
always standing apart from his age group and peers in
one form or another.  In short, another good word for
describing him would be alien.

   This would explain why, in the grand design that is
the multiverse, someone thought to make this
descriptor more prominent in his case.  Thus the
reason for Ranma’s trajectory being altered by a few
meters after taking a hit from Genma panda. This
resulted in the young man dropping into the spring of
an actual extraterrestrial. It is also good to note
that Ranma was slightly different in this dimension;
after all if we just removed the gender curse the
Ranma we all know would be quite a different fellow. 
It was through a combination of luck, stubbornness,
and general dislike of Genma’s narrow-minded teachings
that this Ranma got a better mental and social
education.  All due in thanks to the various teachers
the boy had who stressed developing the mind along
with the body.  This gave Ranma a bit more logical and
courteous attitude then what he had before.

   “Dammit Old MAN! AHHH!” Ranma yelled indignantly as
he fell into the pool.  Well at least he was logical
and courteous to anyone other then Saotome Genma, who
Ranma still thought of as a stupid moron outside of
the Art.

   Genma panda slowly approached the pool.  Suddenly a
form burst from the bubbling waters and hovered
several meters above the spring.  “You kalnorf! I am
going to put on the hurt so much you won’t be able to
genuflect much less sit down!”

   The form was humanoid having two arms, two legs, a
torso, and a head.  However, beyond that it was easy
to see the being as anything but human in origin. His
skin was orange not pink, tan, nor dark brown but
actually a citrus orange color.  His eyes and hair
were radically different too.  Where there was once a
black hair blue eyed youth was now a young man with
fiery red hair and blazing green eyes that almost
certainly hinted to some righteous butt whooping about
to be unleashed as they bore into the panda.  

   Sufficed to say Genma panda nearly decided to empty
his bladder at that look.  Quickly looking left and
right he pointed behind the hovering boy and tried to
mouth a fake warning that came out as a series of
growls.  Ranma didn’t bother looking behind him and
cocked his right hand back as if to punch the panda
were he not hovering several feet out of range.  The
hand began glowing green causing the panda’s eyes to
bulge.  Ranma then quickly thrust the hand forward and
a bright green ball of energy slammed into Genma panda
knocking him several feet back as his bulk dragged a
ditch across the loose soil.

   The last thing Genma panda thought before he
blacked out was, “When the heck did the boy learn to
throw ki blasts?”

   The sight of his father being hit by the ball and
his knock back stunned Ranma long enough for him to
realize his situation.  “What the heck?”  The boy
exclaimed as he brought his right hand closer to his
face to examine it.  “Why am I orange?” he asked
before looking down to see himself hovering in the air
between two springs.  “And how the heck am I flying?”

   Ranma saw motion to his left.  Looking in that
direction, he saw that the guide was waving and
calling for him to come closer.  Slowly but surely, as
if he had been flying under his own power his entire
life, Ranma moved toward the guide and landed
gracefully before him.


A man earns the title 'Great' by having power and NOT abusing it.


       
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