[FFML] [C&C] [Fanfic][Naruto] Suiren, Chapter 12: Days...

[Chris Nasipak]

At 04:46 PM 8/30/2007, you wrote:
> > > Incidentally, did you get the chapter before this? It was posted way
> > > back when this list first came up...
> >
> > Yeah, and I was pretty sure I C&Ced it. Maybe the early, buggy version of
> > the new list ate it...
>
>Hmm... don't think i ever saw the C&C, though memory might just be bad -_-;...
>
> >
> > Disappearing/Reappearing Ninja Crotch!
>
>What would that be in japanese, though? O_o; I _am_ trying to use the
>japanese attack names...

Uhm.... no idea, but 'ahou no bunshin' has a certain ring to it... 
although it's more likely to be a Naruto-created technique that 
creates a clone of Sasuke... ;)

> >
> > Eh, Japanese toilets are glorified bedpans anyway... :P
>
>I think i've seen western-style toilets in Naurto canon... somehow...

Yeah. Naruto spent some time on one waaaay back, after the bit where 
he impersonates Sasuke to try to find out Sakura's real feelings...


> >
> > > > > because of complacency. This one seemed far too sharp for that, and
> > > > > unless she was mistaken, he was a member of the Hyuuga clan.
> > > >
> > > > "I can see your VDs."
> > >
> > > Can they O_o;?
> >
> > Depends on the VD. I mean, genital herpes would be kind of 
> obvious. So would
> > crabs...
>
>...ick... but with the degree of innuendo in this fic, making them
>virgins is more useful ^_^;;... yeah...

So not going there.

And I know a lot of writers put off the courtesan training for 
kunoichi until they're 15 or so, but in general Japanese culture 
there would be no real objections, especially in an environment like 
this, at starting them as soon as they're physically able...


> > > > > "Sakura, are you wearing anything under that?"
> > > >
> > > > XD!! ... H_H  *nosebleed*
> > >
> > > You called it. :P
> >
> > You telegraphed it. :P
>
>Subtle humor isn't my forte...

That's ok, we like you anyway.

> > > > I *LIKE* the wrong idea H_H
> > >
> > > There are probably a lot of people in Konoha that wouldn't object
> > either...
> >
> > *Naruto sneezes*
> > *Kakashi sneezes*
>
>*Shino gets a hard-on.*
>*Kiba notices*
>*Scene ends before i need to remove my 'non-yaoi' warning.*

Sasuke looks up and goes, "Huh?"

> > > I have very little doubt that such a weapon could exist in Naruto...
> > > and Sakura will probably invent it.
> >
> > 8O
>
>Well, she's got a good head-start on creating techniques that fuck
>with people...
>
> > > > The bathhouse? The teahouse? The whorehouse?
> > >
> > > More like the slaughterhouse; all of those other places are where
> > > _normal_ kunoichi go to train. Just ask Kurenai...
> >
> > Or Jiraiya. He'd know more about it than ANYONE.
>
>Yes, but Jiraiya is far, far away... while Kurenai is right here!

Thank the Kami for that first bit. :)

> > > > Also, I imagine there's a lot of cold showers in store for poor
> > > > monkey-man...
> > >
> > > Well, he _could_ be happily married... or gay...
> >
> > Or a eunuch!
> >
> > ...wait, is he main or branch? I can't remember if you ever 
> mentioned it and
> > I'm too damn lazy to go back and look.
>
>Well, considering that there can apparently be only one 'heir' per
>generation, and all other potential heirs are shunted to branch
>houses, i'd say he's probably branch house. Sakura has never seen him
>without something covering his forehead (either a mask or a forehead
>protector), so she hasn't seen whether or not he has the seal.

This is one thing that's always bothered me about the Hyuuga. Their 
whole setup makes NO sense. Is everyone but the clan head, his/her 
spouse, and their kids considered "branch house"?

> >
> > > > O_o;; That's...eerily similar to the pre-prep training for 
> Rasengan. @_@
> > >
> > > I suppose it is similar, though the Rasengan training seems more
> > > geared toward learning to control broad, continuous motions of large
> > > forces, rather than short, precise motions of small forces.
> >
> > Yeah, but the underlying principle is similar.
>
>But this isn't to say that Sakura could ever learn the Rasengan; just
>when she got the thing spinning up she'd run out of chakra and it
>would go 'poof!' If she _did_ have Naruto-level chakra reserves,
>however, she'd probably have found that training much easier than he

Not least because she's quite a bit more capable of thinking through 
what she's supposed to do than he is. Naruto seems to have gotten as 
far as he did mostly by sheer luck.


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