[FFML] [fanfic][UY/Ranma/SisPri] "Lonely Souls" Part 6 A Side (final draft)

[Frederick Herriot]

Here's the first element of part 6.  I just might do the B Side tonight and 
save C Side for tomorrow.

Fred

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	"Is this true?!"

	Nabiki gazed at Souun.  It was sometime after dinner.  Kasumi had gone to 
Tampopo's to return what dishes were left behind from the evening's take-out 
order.  Akane had gone to Tokoro Yuka's house to spend the night.  To save 
time, she had taken all her belongings with her for classes the next 
morning.  Sitting on the low table between them was the paper containing 
pertinent information on the Saotome family of Promised Island.  Despite her 
understandable annoyance at her father's violation of her private space, the 
middle Tendou daughter kept her temper in check.  Perhaps with THIS, she 
could finally talk Souun out of trying to press on with forcing a marriage 
between any of his daughters and his late friend's son-turned-daughter.  
"Yes, it is," she evenly replied.

	"Do you know WHY Ranma-kun is doing this?!" Souun demanded.

	"She has no choice now," Nabiki announced, waving to the paper.  "This 
isn't just cosmetic, Dad.  This is as real as it gets."

	Silence fell as the Tendou patriarch considered that.  He gazed intently at 
Nabiki.  Despite his daughter's often-questionable reputation, Souun knew 
that when Nabiki did give out information of this nature, it was always the 
truth.  "But how?" he wondered, crossing his arms.  "Save for that one time 
when Ranma-kun suffered that head injury that made him think like a girl . . 
. "

	"Two things," Nabiki cut in.  "Jusenkyou and the Neko-ken."

	"Explain!" he bid.

	She did.  It took twenty minutes.  Souun remained impassive as Nabiki 
detailed everything she just learned from Negako concerning how Jusenkyou 
had come to affect Ranma.  Finally, Nabiki shrugged.  "So there it is, Dad.  
No matter how much you or your friend could've conceived of this happening, 
sooner or later, something would've come to upset it.  It could've been 
Ranma's desire to finally deal with the Neko-ken.  It could've been 
Ataru-kun coming along to find the person he was bonded to when he was a 
baby.  It . . . "

	She turned her hands in a "who knows" gesture.  Souun gazed intently at 
her, and then he sighed.  "I see.  Does Akane know of this?"

	"She was told the same time I was."

	"And her reaction?"

	"Verbal denial, which Negako-san didn't let her get away with.  Deep down, 
I think she realizes *this* time, she isn't going to win out," Nabiki mused. 
  "And that'll hurt her.  As much as I personally don't want to see 
Akane-chan hurt, it's long since time she learned the world won't always bow 
to her wishes.  We've coddled her for far too long, Dad."  Her eyes 
narrowed.  "When we should've been forcing Akane-chan to see the mistakes 
she was making, we let it pass -- or, especially after she came into our 
lives, we dumped it all on Ranma, making everything out to always be her 
fault so we didn't have to deal directly with Akane-chan!"  A pause.  
"That's part of the reason Ranma doesn't want anything to do with us 
anymore, Dad.  She won't let us hide from the truth."

	Souun quaked as her words pierced the barriers he had erected to blind him 
to his family's shortcomings.  A nod twitched his chin.  "That is true, 
isn't it?  And with what happened this morning between Ranma-kun and Akane . 
. . "

	Nabiki gazed knowingly at him.  "It's all over, Dad."

	"Surely you must have some feelings for Ranma-kun."

	She considered that.  "Hai, I do.  But for a long time, all I could bring 
myself to see of him was the chief source of pain, discord and disruption in 
our lives.  I . . . "  She paused, a guilty smile crossing her face.  "I 
admit I did take joy in making his life even more miserable since, at the 
time, it seemed to me that he just didn't care for all the shit he was 
allowing to drop onto our heads."  Nabiki closed her eyes.  "Of course, that 
was before we all found out what Genma had done to stop Ranma from fully 
learning from all his mistakes, from trying to think of some other way than 
fighting to deal with whatever problem needed to be dealt with.  Of course, 
by the time we learned that, Ranma was on the road to discovering the truth 
about HERself.  Not to mention forging pretty strong bonds with a family 
that was welcoming her with open arms."

	"If you had a chance to do it again -- and if Ranma-kun was not so affected 
by Jusenkyou, of course -- would you have pursued him?"

	"Knowing what I know now?  Sure I would."  She nodded, not sensing the real 
meaning behind Souun's question.  "I think I could've done a lot to make his 
life a lot easier, especially when it came to dealing with the other 
fiancées.  Heaven knows, I sure knew enough to make his life even more 
miserable.  But . . . "  She shrugged.  "No use in wishing for what might 
have been.  Things didn't turn out that way, Dad."

	"True, but one could still dream," he lamented before he stared intently at 
her.  "Do you think Akane would feel the same way?  Much less Kasumi?"

	Nabiki considered that before she shook her head.  "Kasumi-oneechan, no.  
She always looked on Ranma as a little brother . . . "  She stopped for a 
second, and then she smirked.  "Well, now 'little sister,' I guess.  As for 
Akane . . .?"  She gazed out the door of the sitting room.  "It's like I 
said, Dad.  We coddled her too much.  Hell, we practically HANDED her the 
engagement.  She didn't have to work for it at all.  That probably helped 
create a lot of the problems between them.  Deep down, Akane assumed Ranma 
was hers to do with as she damn hell pleased.  And you have to admit this, 
Dad:  You and Genma didn't do much to change her opinions about that.  
Neither did Nodoka."

	Souun nodded.  "Hai, that is true, admittedly."

	"Yep.  There, Ukyou and Shampoo both had an advantage and a disadvantage.  
They had to *work* to be Ranma's friend before they could hope to press 
their own claims.  That forced them to give him some leeway, something Akane 
didn't feel she had to do.  The results . . .?"  She shrugged.  "Akane 
learned that the hard way last Tuesday and this morning.  Now that there's 
no official engagement hanging over them, Ranma doesn't feel she has to 
defer to Akane anymore.  And with her able to see things a lot more clearly 
. . . "

	Souun closed his eyes.  "Yes, we did hurt Akane-chan's chances, didn't we?" 
he whispered, staring out the doorway.  "But still . . . "

	"I know, Dad."  Nabiki rose, taking the notes with her.  "But she'll be a 
better person because of this.  Besides, she needs a break from the 
pressure, just like Ranma does.  We all do, even you.  Anyhow, I'm going to 
bed.  'Night."

	"Good night."

	Souun remained in place as Nabiki headed upstairs.  He then closed his eyes 
as a slow nod shook his head.  Yes, he knew what to do.

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"Lonely Souls"
By Fred Herriot
pyeknu at hotmail.com OR fherriot at yahoo.com
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Based on "Urusei Yatsura" and "Ranma 1/2," created by Takahashi Rumiko; and 
"Sister Princess," created by Tenhiro Naoto and Kimino Sakurako.
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NOTE:  The writer's notes are in a separate text file.

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THE SIXTH PART, "A" SIDE - REALITY CHECKY!

	*Miree . . . *

	The ragged form in the torn, soiled robe drifted slowly downward in a 
universe of nothingness.  Her body showed the ravages both of advanced age 
and forced starvation, her punishment for not accepting the "one truth 
faith" that, not a half-decade before, had spread across her home planet and 
her colonies like a firestorm.  A faith whose rapid promulgation ultimately 
heralded its own collapse in the fiery, anger-fuelled apocalypse many on 
Phentax Two and other worlds across the local cluster called the 
"Cataclysm."

	*Miree . . . *

	Her deep turquoise eyes fluttered as she felt herself "land" on something 
like a waterbed.  Grunting as the relentless pull of gravity overcame her, 
she struggled to prop herself onto her elbows.  Reaching up with one bony 
hand, she pulled back the hood to reveal a face pulled taunt against her 
skull, her fiery red-brown hair shot through with grey.  Under normal 
circumstances, she wore oval-framed glasses; the last living chief priestess 
of the Church of Hollywood was allergic to most cures for astigmatism.

	Such wouldn't be needed at this time, however.

	"Hey, kid.  Over here."

	Miree's eyes went wide as she recognized that rough voice.  Turning right, 
she saw a coffee shop from 1950s America hovering before her, it appearing 
out of nowhere.  Seated around the counter were several people, they gazing 
warmly on the Niphentaxian.  Recognizing all of the people there, Miree 
tried not to make a total fool of herself as she staggered to her feet and 
made her way to the counter.  "Oh, dear!" a platinum-blonde woman in a 
sleeveless dress mused.  "She looks like I did after the coroner got to me."

	"Yeah, she does look like something the Krauts dragged in, eh?" the one who 
first spoke to Miree noted, and then he turned to the slicked young man 
behind the counter.  "Here, kid, give her something to drink."

	"No problem," the younger fellow replied with a nod, his voice flavoured 
with the tones of northern Mississippi or southwest Tennessee.  He then 
prepared a cup of coffee. Soon enough, it was before Miree.  "Here you go, 
ma'am."

	Miree gazed on the cup, and then on the man who just served her, the 
unreality of the moment sinking in.  Watching her, the others tried not to 
smirk.  Finally, a corpulent man in top hat and tails moved to stand behind 
the priestess.  "Before you ask, my dear, no, you are not dead.  Not yet."  
He placed a reassuring hand on her shoulder as the person seated beside 
Miree, a roguish man in jeans and jean jacket, vacated the spot.  "Granted, 
you did give up *all* your life force through the Staff of Gihan to save 
your children's lives.  But Those Powers above us . . . "  He paused as an 
amused twinkle glistened in his eyes.  "Gave us the chance to help you 
remain in the mortal world."  Another pause.  "Your life's task, my dear, is 
not yet done."

	Miree gazed on him, and then she turned to the offered coffee cup.  "I see 
. . . " she whispered, taking the cup in hand.  With a nod of thanks to the 
man behind the counter, she drank.  Instantly, new strength flooded her body 
as a strange glow covered her.  That glow soon faded, revealing Miree as she 
would be in her early twenties, her clothing morphed into a button shirt, 
slacks and a grey blazer.  Gazing on the changes, she put the cup down on 
the counter, and then looked at her hands.  "How . . .?" she whispered.

	"A little gift from all of us, kid, to our most passionate fan from your 
home planet," the first man to speak to Miree declared, casually adjusting 
the collar of his trench coat.  "Unless you feel it IS your time . . . " he 
added.

	Miree jolted as if someone zapped her with a taser.  She shook her head.  
"No!  No!  No!"  She waved her hand, a chuckle fluttering through her lips.  
"I . . .!"  She paused, and then closed a hand over her heart.  "Forgive me! 
  This is so overwhelming!  To . . . "  She looked around.  "Actually stand 
in the presence of Those who gave my life meaning since I was a small girl . 
. .!"

	"Maybe you could appreciate our position."  The man behind the counter 
moved to give Miree a refill.  "Take me.  There I was, in my bathroom at 
Graceland, dying from those pills . . . "  He made an exploding motion with 
his hands.  "Then I find myself reborn, merged with the union of the belief 
of so many on a planet we never even HEARD of . . . "

	"Discovering new fans was always a delight for any of us."  The blonde 
seated to Miree's left smiled.  "But I have to confess -- and I believe I'm 
speaking for everyone here -- that the way your people do it . . .!  Well . 
. . "  A shrug.  "It took us by surprise," she then admitted.

	Miree considered that.  "Lady, it has been our way for so long," she 
admitted.  "From one Great Awakening to another . . . "

	"We know," the man in the trench coat admitted.  "That's become a problem, 
especially with what just happened to your 'successors.'"

	The others in the cafe grimly nodded.  Miree gazed on them, and then she 
noticed her coffee cup was full.  "I don't understand . . . "

	"Quite understandable, my dear."  The stout man to her right sighed.  
"Please humour us for a bit, though, then we hope you can see things as we 
do.  Three billion of your country-people, those who worshipped that young 
Oni girl, are dead thanks to the Staff of Gihan.  Now, you know how the 
Staff came to be programmed to do what it did.  Add to that the fact that 
the person who accidentally triggered the Staff's 'doomsday' commands was 
the 'great evil' in the eyes of the Church of Lum.  Given time and luck, 
what do you think would happen if your people -- especially those who can 
perceive the truth of relations between your rescuer and the 'image' the 
Lumites forced on him -- are allowed to interpret what happened without any 
potential outside influence?"

	Miree blinked as his words echoed in her mind.  She then looked up.  "They 
could trigger another Great Awakening!  This time with . . . "

	"With Ataru Moroboshi as the central 'deity,'" the man in the trench coat 
finished.  "And his half-sisters as the 'holy circle.'"

	"Which, as you know, isn't what he wants," the blonde woman added.

	Miree gazed on her, and then she drank her coffee.  "Yes, that's true.  He 
. . . "  Her eyes then closed as the fiery images of that day in Lumukyou 
flashed through her mind.  "Oh Spirits . . . that thing he became . . . "

	The man in the trench coat nodded.  "We know.  Thing you don't know about 
that thing is that it's a modern representation of a divine force from 
another planet.  A very *dark* divine force, kid . . . " he added with a 
raised finger.

	Miree looked at him.  "Which means?"

	"It means, my dear, that if those on Phentax Two create a . . . well, a 
'Church of Ataru' . . . "  A chuckle escaped the man to her right before he 
sobered.  "Well, it could lead to the destruction of EVERYONE on your 
planet."

	Miree paled.  "Everyone . . .?"

	"Everyone," several around her echoed in emphasis.

	The priestess took that in, and then she moved to finish her coffee.  To 
her surprise, her hands didn't shake in response to the Revelation that has 
been dropped on her.  Placing that on the counter, she asked, "What must I 
do?"

	"The answer lies on the ship your daughters -- and soon yourself, my dear 
-- got their new bodies from," the man to Miree's right explained.  "If your 
people had taken true advantage of what that ship could have given you the 
day you discovered it, none of the pain and misery that followed the day the 
Church of Lum replaced your own church and the other churches would have 
followed."

	"Free the babies.  Let them live with those who fathered them," the blonde 
woman added as she squeezed Miree's hand.  "Through them, your people won't 
just survive.  They'll evolve.  Isn't that what you personally hoped might 
happen?"

	"How did . . .?"

	Miree stopped herself.  Yes, she, along with the more forward thinking of 
her brother and sister clerics, did try to initiate specific genetic 
research into breaking the Niphentaxians' long-bred habit of mimicking other 
races' social and cultural patterns.  And ironically, it was that desire, 
the chief priestess soberly remembered, which the Lumites hung over her head 
when she was sentenced a year before to starve.  No, not just the Lumites, 
Miree's eyes narrowed as her hands clenched into fists.  The Guardians, the 
very people who turned a doomsday weapon like the Staff of Gihan into the 
perfect vehicle to express their mad desires, also had a share of the blame. 
  Then again, it did make sense, didn't it?  If her people DID evolve from 
their present state, became fully self-thinking AND self-creating, that 
which had ruled the natives of Phentax Two for so long would be no more.  
Yes, in that, the Guardians' prophecy WAS correct.  If profound change did 
come, society on Phentax Two WOULD be destroyed.  But from the ashes of that 
would arise a NEW Phentax Two.

	If her people did NOT evolve, though . . .!

	Miree gazed on her hosts.  She then stood, heading to the "door" of this 
ghostly cafe.  "Thank you," she said on stopping at the threshold, bowing 
before she gazed on the immortal Spirits that made her faith real.  "For 
everything."

	The man in the trench coat winked.  "Here's looking at you, kid."

**    **    **

	"Mother . . .?"

	Miree moaned, feeling a solid body attached to her soul.  Her eyes then 
fluttered.  Bright light made her squint.  Then, as her eyes quickly 
adjusted to the increased luminescence, she glanced about.  "The factory . . 
.?"

	"Mother!"

	Two girls, about fifteen, appeared in her vision.  The one to Miree's left, 
Jonna, was a girl with purplish eyes and stringy blonde hair in a high 
ponytail.  She reminded the priestess of her late husband Evis; Lumite 
inquisitors had killed him three years ago.  The other, Orin, had her 
mother's fiery hair and eyes, though she allowed her hair to grow to her 
waist; Miree cut hers short.  Staring at her beloved children, who were 
dressed in white turtleneck sweaters and jeans, Miree lightly smiled as she 
reached up to draw them into an embrace.  Feeling their mother's touch, the 
girls boosted Miree into a sitting position, and then allowed her to draw 
them close.

	"Mother . . . " they burbled as tears began to flow.  Jonna then gazed into 
Miree's eyes.  "We thought we lost you!  What happened . . .?"

	"A Revelation happened to me, precious one." Miree leaned up to gently kiss 
Jonna's forehead.  "A Revelation unlike any other."

	Orin quaked.  "Mother?"

	A reassuring kiss calmed her.  "Enough, dearest life."  Miree patted Orin's 
back, and then she guided the girls away from her so she could stand.  A 
quick glance around revealed they were in one of the nearly uncountable 
bioroid gestation rooms aboard the Avalon factory ship.  There were five 
gestation chambers here, two still containing the albino-skinned female-like 
bodies of non-templated bioroids.  "We've a very important Crusade ahead of 
us."  She gazed once more on her children.  "One that, if it's successful, 
will rescue our race from eventual extinction.  Where's the . . .?"  Miree 
looked at Jonna, noting she had the Staff of Gihan.  "Good!  We'll need that 
most of all."

	"Where are we going, Mother?" Orin asked.

	Miree blinked as she considered possible options, and then she sighed.  "To 
be with Ataru Moroboshi and his family for the time being, Orin.  We'll need 
his help, not to mention the Earth Angel's."  A scowl turned her lips as she 
added, "And if the dai-Zkuhsbagh is, even after so many died back on the 
Homeworld, bent on 'avenging' himself on the 'great evil,' we'll have to 
ensure Ataru's sisters remain free from harm."

	Jonna and Orin nodded.  "Mother, while we were waiting for your body to be 
gestated, the Staff told me something," the former warned.

	"What?"

	The Staff's focusing crystal flared to life.  Two bolts of energy lanced 
out to coalesce on the deck.  They watched as the energy morphed into living 
flesh.  The young women appearing there were clad in the dark blue seifuku 
of Tomobiki High School.  Miree's eyes widened in shock, and then she walked 
around Orin to gaze intently on the newcomers.  "Who . . .?"

	"Two 'casualties' from last week's bombing of Tomobiki High," Jonna said.  
"Himiko Kawamura and Mikiko Serizawa.  Somehow, the dai-Zkuhsbagh was able 
to capture their essences, then he moved to create new bodies for them to 
inhabit."

	Miree considered that before a hand reached out to touch the side of 
Himiko's face.  She concentrated as non-corporeal gateways between her mind 
and that of the Terran-turned-Avalonian's opened, and then she drew her hand 
back.  "They haven't even been properly woken," she said.  "Where did you 
find them?"

	"Gestation Unit 29," Jonna reported.  "It appears the dai-Zkuhsbagh was 
trying to convert them into assassins, most likely to target either 
Ataru-sama or the Earth Angel Negako.  Given the dai-Zkuhsbagh's problems . 
. . "  A smirk crossed her face as she exchanged a knowing look with her 
sister.  "I don't think he'll learn of their removal from the factory 
anytime soon."

	"Most likely, he's trying to determine some way to resurrect his 'holy 
apostles' so he can maintain control over his creation," Miree mused, 
standing.  "Have the Staff sweep their minds clean of anything the 
dai-Zkuhsbagh put in them, then we'll head to Earth.  The Staff should be 
able to lock in on Ataru."

	The sisters nodded as the Staff's focusing crystal flared.

*    *    *

	"Visiting a hot spring?!"

	"Why not?"  Ataru shrugged as everyone relaxed in the living room of the 
old shrine, they enjoying hot chocolate after coming back from a day of 
shopping and swimming.  "Now that the whole matter with schooling's been 
dealt with, we've got a whole week to ourselves.  Let's take advantage of 
it!"

	The sisters considered his words before nodding.  "Yay!  Hot spring!  Hot 
spring!  Hot spring!" Hinako cheered, waving her hands.

	The others laughed as Karen reached over to draw Hinako back onto her floor 
mat.  "Why not?!" Rinrin asked with a smile.  "It'll give the construction 
crews on the Island a chance to finish up with your room, Aniki!"

	Ataru acked.  "What are you doing with my room?!" he demanded.

	The teen inventor winked.  "Oh, just making it easier for you and Aneki to 
live together when we get back to the Island."

	Ataru and Ranma exchanged wary looks before breathing out together.  "Well, 
if she DOES insist!" the latter mused, and then she gazed heavenward.  
"Let's just hope this trip'll be a lot more quiet than the last one I was 
on."

	Mamoru perked.  "That's the one where you met Kimiko-chan, right?"

	"Hai."  Ranma then glanced worriedly at Ataru.  "Where're we going, anyway? 
  Not some backwater spring house, I hope . . . "

	"Oh, relax! I was thinking of the Onogawa Springs."  He waved her down in 
reassurance.  "It's not that far from where Uncle Komeru lives.  We could 
stay there to the weekend, then go back to the Island and get ready for 
school."

	Ranma considered that before she nodded.  "I guess it's a plan, then!"

	Karen looked around the room.  "Speaking of Kimiko-chan, where is she?  I 
haven't seen her since early this morning . . . "

	And speak of the devil, the front door opened.  "Tadaima!"

	"Okaeri ne!" several of the sisters chimed back as Kimiko stepped in.

	Ataru was quick to notice the giddy smile on the doll-turned-woman's face, 
not to mention the spring in her stride and the wildly altering ki patterns 
around her.  "And what have you been up to this very fine day, Tendou-san?"

	Instantly, Yotsuba stood before Kimiko, spyglass in hand as she gave her a 
look-over.  "Oh, BIG checky today!" the would-be detective declared, and 
then she gazed on her sisters.  "Yotsuba thinks Kimiko-chan has a 
boyfriend!"

	"EH?!" the others gasped.

	"Kimiko-chan, is this true?!"  Sakuya instantly appeared at Kimiko's side, 
a knowing look crossing her face as she leaned over to gaze knowingly into 
the bioroid's large eyes.  "Details, girl!  Details!" she urged.

	"I . . .!"  Kimiko's cheeks flamed, and then she clapped her cheeks in 
embarrassment.  "W-well, y-yes, I am interested in him . . .!"

	"Eh?!" Yotsuba gasped.  "Kimiko-chan DOES have a boyfriend!"

	"Let's hope he's a well-mannered fellow!"  Haruka drew her gunsen to fan 
herself.  "One simply CAN'T tell these days about people!"

	"What's his name, Kimiko?" Ranma prompted.

	Silence fells as the others awaited the doll-turned-woman's answer.  Kimiko 
took a deep breath.  "Gosunkugi Hikaru."

	Ranma's jaw hit the floor.  "GOSUNKUGI?!"

	"You know this person, Aneue-sama?" Marie asked.

	"Yeah, I do!"  Ranma pinched the bridge of her nose to fight back a sudden 
surge of nausea.  "He's a creepy guy in my old class who's had this big 
crush on Akane for a long time!  He's into voodoo magic, too!  I think 
Chikage might like this guy.  But . . . "  She smirked.  "Geez, who'd figure 
something like that?!  *Gosunkugi* of all people actually winning the heart 
of a replica of Akane!"

	"Hikaru-kun is a nice man," Kimiko explained.  "I know he doesn't like you, 
Ranma-sama, though he is grateful that you helped me acquire this form."  
She indicated herself.  "Atop that, he isn't a strong person, not 
physically.  And there's this boor named Kunou that Hikaru-kun knows, who . 
. . "  She stopped on hearing Ranma groan.  "Ranma-sama, is there something 
wrong?!"

	Ranma slapped her forehead.  "Oh, damn!  I totally forgot about Kunou!"

	"That's the dork who couldn't figure out your curse, right?" Mamoru asked.

	"The same."  Ranma gazed sympathetically at Kimiko.  "You better be REALLY 
careful when it comes to dealing with the ol' Blue Blunder, Kimiko-chan.  
Instant he learns you're a different person than Akane, he'll think you'll 
be a hell of a lot easier to 'win over' and he'll be on your tail as much as 
he was on mine when I was going to that place!"

	Kimiko paled.  "But what if he attacks Hikaru-kun, Ranma-sama?!  I have to 
defend him!  He isn't able to defend himself . . .!"

	"There is a way around him."

	Eyes locked on Ataru.  "What sort of way, Nii-sama?" Shirayuki asked.

	Ataru winked at Kimiko.  "Just twist his words around to make the real 
meaning of his so-called 'challenge' so fuddled, he won't be able to talk 
his way back to the point where he'll feel confident enough to challenge 
either Kimiko-chan or Gosunkugi head-on.  Make him look like a total fool in 
public and he'll never be able to live it down.  Do this right and you could 
have him run around in circles for the whole school year.  By the time 
Gosunkugi moves into the third year, Kunou'll be on his way to college . . . 
"

	"If he doesn't flunk his entrance exam, of course," Rinrin warned.

	"Hai, true!  True!"  Ataru nodded.  "Besides, he'll still have Akane to 
chase around with once school starts tomorrow."

	Ranma snorted.  "That's true."

*    *    *

	"Oh, man . . . where'm I . . .?"

	"Mother, she's awake!"

	Crystal blue eyes fluttered, and then they widened suddenly on seeing a 
very unfamiliar ceiling far higher -- in her point of view -- than what 
should be 'normal.'  "Where . . .?" she muttered, a hand reaching for her 
forehead.

	She jolted as a younger girl with pony-tailed blonde hair and dark eyes 
loomed in her line of sight.  "Konban wa, Kawamura-san," she greeted her in 
accented Japanese, a warm smile crossing her face.  "How do you feel?"

	"I . . .!"  Himiko blinked, and then her eyes focused on one arresting 
detail her questioner possessed:  Her ears.  "You're an alien!"

	The younger girl looked nonplussed.  "Well, to me, YOU'RE the alien, 
Kawamura-san.  How do you feel?" she asked again.

	Himiko sat up, her hand rubbing the back of her skull.  "Bit of a headache 
. . . " she muttered.  "What happened?  Where the hell am . . .?"  She 
looked around, her voice trailing as her eyes took in the details.  "I?" she 
squeaked.

	"You're aboard the Avalon bioroid factory-ship, Kawamura-san."  A more 
mature woman's voice made Himiko spin around to see a woman in her 
mid-twenties walk up.  Like the one who had first talked to the swimmer, 
this older woman had tapered ears, they barely visible under a head of 
ragged, short red-brown hair.  Much to Himiko's surprise, she had reading 
glasses over her blue-green eyes.

	"What's that?" Himiko asked, noting there was another girl standing close 
to the person who just identified her location, one who definitely appeared 
to be either a younger sister or daughter of the speaker.

	"A craft created to literally create another race out of nothingness," the 
older woman explained as she knelt beside the swimmer.  "It's a long story, 
but I assure you, you'll get a chance to better understand your situation 
soon enough.  In the meantime, let's see to your friend . . . "

	"Eh?!"  Himiko spun around before she gasped, "Mikiko-chan!"

	The prone form laying next to Himiko jolted as a hand snapped up to cover 
her ears -- not that a near-ocean of green-tinged dark hair didn't do enough 
to cover Serizawa Mikiko's ears.  "Ouch!" she gasped, squeezing her dark 
blue eyes shut.  "Do you have to shout so much, Himiko?!" she demanded, her 
body quaking for a moment, and then her eyes opened as she looked around.  
"What the . . .?"

	The red-haired younger alien knelt beside Mikiko, placing a reassuring hand 
on her shoulder.  "Are you alright, Serizawa-san?"

	Mikiko paused, gazing intently at the alien, and then she slowly nodded.  
"H-hai."  She sat up as the alien let her go, and then she looked at Himiko. 
  "What's going on, Himiko-chan?!  Where are we?!  Last thing I remember was 
that quake hitting the school . . .!"

	"'S funny!  That's the last thing I remember, too," Himiko muttered, 
reaching up to rub her shaggy, neck-length, sky-blue hair.  She then looked 
at the three alien women with them.  "Hey, who are you, anyway?!"

	The eldest alien chuckled.  "Forgive me.  We should've introduced 
ourselves."  She placed a hand over her heart.  "My name is Miree 
ot'ndai-Bohgar.  I hail from Phentax Two, in the constellation you know of 
as Cancer, about fifty light-years from Earth.  These are my daughters, 
Jonna dai-Bohgar . . . "  She indicated the blonde girl, and then the 
younger redhead.  "And Orin dai-Bohgar.  We're very pleased to meet you."

	Jonna grinned.  "Promoting yourself a little too early, Mother?"

	Miree glared her down.  "Daughter!"

	Orin laughed.  "Never heard of your planet," Himiko admitted as she stood 
up, and then she helped Mikiko to her feet.  "So how the heck did we get 
aboard this -- factory-ship, you called it? -- anyway?!" she then asked.

	Miree sighed.  "In effect, Kawamura-san, you and Serizawa-san died to get 
up here."  Ignoring their widening eyes and paling faces as her words sank 
in, the Hollywoodite chief priestess added, "That was no earthquake you 
experienced in Tomobiki High School.  That was a terrorist bomb detonated by 
a fanatic from your planet's Islamic sect in hopes of killing all those who 
supported Lum."

	"A terrorist . . .?" Mikiko gasped.

	"W-we d-DIED . . .?!" Himiko stammered.

	"Physically, yes, you died."  Miree reached out to hold their hands in 
reassurance.  "Fortunately, this ship was able to snare your spirits before 
they slipped from this life into the next life.  Then, when the chance came, 
new bodies were constructed for you to inhabit."

	The Tomobiki High sophomores took her words in before Mikiko raised her 
hand to give it a close inspection.  On noting no physical difference 
between what she had and what she was used to, she turned back to Miree.  
"These bodies were cloned from us, right?" she asked, her voice hushed.

	"The same idea." Miree nodded, indicating herself and her children.  "We, 
like you, experienced something similar not so long ago.  Be assured, before 
I got this body, I hadn't looked *this* good in a VERY long time."

	She pointed to her face.  "It d-doesn't bug y-you?" Himiko stammered.

	Sensing a tidal wave of paranoia about to swamp the swimmer, Miree gazed on 
her, reaching down to hold Himiko's hands.  "I'm alive, Kawamura-san.  
Regardless of what else happened, I'm still alive.  That counts for much, 
ne?"

	Himiko gazed into the priestess' eyes, and then she shakily nodded, her own 
eyes tearing.  Immediately, Miree's arms wrapped around her, whispered words 
of reassurance echoing in the swimmer's ears.  Himiko began to sob, her arms 
clinging desperately to Miree as the full weight of what just happened to 
her -- not to mention the ugly realization of what MIGHT have ultimately 
happened to her! -- sank in.  Standing beside her, Mikiko hugged herself, 
her eyes misting. Hands fell on her shoulders.  She turned to see Jonna and 
Orin gazing her.  Mikiko tried to smile.  "I'm okay . . . "

	It didn't work.  As Mikiko's own sobs quaked her body, Miree flashed a 
knowing look to Jonna.  The latter nodded, using her free hand to hold the 
Staff of Gihan over their heads.  In a flash of light, they were gone.

*    *    *

	"So you want to stay here to stay close to Gosunkugi, right?"

	"Hai."  Kimiko nodded as she lays out her bedroll.  The doll-turned-woman 
was making use of the second spare bedroom in the Moroboshi home.  "I don't 
think that I'll be able to go into school, not without spending a lot of 
time catching up on things you take so much for granted.  Besides, if things 
between Hikaru-kun and I work out in the long term . . . "

	"Well, if you don't mind becoming like Kasumi, all the world to you."  
Ranma smirked as she drew out some blankets.  "But you should try to keep 
your options open, Kimiko-chan.  Study when you get the chance to.  There're 
loads of catch-up courses you can take if you want," she noted, spreading 
the blankets over the futon.  "And if the chance comes, you can take a high 
school equivalency exam, then get yourself into university as an adult 
student and go on from there.  Don't let things overwhelm you, Kimiko-chan."

	"I'll try not to."  Kimiko smiled, and then her face blanked out for a 
second as her eyes turned towards the front door.  "Eh . . .?"

	"What?"  Ranma perked.  She then tensed on sensing a massive surge of ki 
warp past her from the direction of the front lawn.  "What's that . . .?!"

	She turned to race out of the room to see what was going on.  In the living 
room, the sisters were preparing for bed.  Michael was at the main doorway, 
whining impatiently as he pawed the door.  "Michael, is there something 
wrong . . .?" Marie wondered, and then she gasped as Ataru stepped around 
her, heading to the door.  "Aniue-sama!" she gasped.

	Ataru shushed her with a finger.  Nudging Marie's dog aside, he opened the 
door to look outside.  One look was enough to send his jaw to the patio 
deck.  "Jonna?!  Orin?!" he cried out in shock.  "What the hell are . . .?!"

	"Ataru-sama!"  A pair of very excited girls' voices heralded two typhoons 
of alien teenager slamming into him like a phalanx of NFL linebackers moving 
after the ball was snapped, the impact sending him falling flat onto his 
back.

	The sisters cried out in shock on seeing Jonna and Orin just as Ranma 
stormed in.  "Hey, Ataru, there's . . . HUH?!"  She stopped on seeing him 
being bear-hugged by a pair of girls Karen's age, their pointed ears 
speaking volumes.

	"Onii-chan!  Who are these girls?!" Karen demanded.

	"Cut it out!  I need to breathe!" Ataru groaned as Jonna and Orin seemed to 
turn on the glomp.  "Cut it out, for heaven's sake!"

	"Girls, let him up!" another woman's voice echoed from outside.

	Eyes turned to the doorway, where an older woman with glasses was presently 
standing, she framed by two teenagers dressed in dark blue seifuku.  Seeing 
them, Sakuya paled in shocked horror.  "Hey!  Those're . . .?!"  She shakily 
pointed at Kawamura Himiko and Serizawa Mikiko.

	"Two people who should be dead, but are not," Chikage cut in as she walked 
past Sakuya.  Then, on noticing Ataru trying to force Jonna and Orin away 
from him, she sighed.  Reaching down, the sorceress firmly tapped the alien 
teens' foreheads.  The effects were instantaneous; Jonna and Orin dropped 
into unconscious heaps to either side of Ataru.  "Are you alright, Ani-kun?"

	Ataru staggered to his feet before peering intently at the eldest of the 
newcomers at the doorway.  "Miree . . .?"  He blinked in stunned disbelief.  
"But how did you . . .?"  He stopped himself, and then he sighed.  "The 
Staff?"

	"Hai."  The Hollywoodite chief priestess nodded as she gently guided Himiko 
and Mikiko inside the old shrine.  "As for your former schoolmates here, you 
can thank the dai-Zkuhsbagh and the bioroid factory for restoring them."

	Silence fell as Ataru considered what Miree just said.  His eyes then 
widened.  "The factory's HERE?!  In orbit over Earth?!"

	"Yes."  Miree gravely nodded.  "And yes, the dai-Zkuhsbagh survived what 
happened in Lumukyou.  Barely.  That still hasn't . . . "

	She shrugged.  Ataru blinked, and then his head drooped.  "Oh, terrific."

*    *    *

	"Your people worshipped Lum as a GOD?!"

	Everyone sat in a circle in the living room.  Hinako and Aria were 
presently asleep in Jonna and Orin's laps respectively.  Himiko and Mikiko 
sat to either side of Miree.  Ranma remained close to Ataru, Kimiko beside 
Negako.  "Not exactly, Sakuya-san," Miree replied.  "About ninety percent of 
my race, on both the Homeworld and all our colonies, accepted the 'Church of 
Lum' to one extent or another.  Of that, seventy percent were hard-core 
members, those who followed the dai-Zkuhsbagh's line of thinking."

	"And that line of thinking says that Anii's supposedly some sort of devil 
'cause he didn't kowtow to Lum like everyone else in Tomobiki did, right?" 
Mamoru asked, she sparing the odd glance toward her big brother.

	"Exactly.  The first seeds of the Church of Lum were laid a decade ago when 
Lum rescued Oogi dai-Zkuhsbagh, the son of a trading magnate, from the 
horrors of Uru's Terrible Swamps.  By the time he returned to the Homeworld, 
the tenets of the Church he envisioned were set.  Once that happened, it was 
simply a matter of time before he convinced enough people to launch a Great 
Awakening.  Over the next five years, the Church expanded its power and 
influence to where it became the First Church of the Homeworld.  And then . 
. . "

	"Then?" Karen prompted.

	"Then is when the leaders of the Church of Lum decided to drive matters to 
the point where their creation would become the 'One True Faith.'"  Miree 
sighed.  "Those of other faiths who were willing to convert, did.  Those who 
didn't, such as myself . . . "  Her voice trailed off.

	Mamoru winced.  "Geez!"

	Kaho looked nauseous.  "That's horrible!"

	"That's not the end of it, Kaho-chan," Ataru warned.

	Miree grimly nodded.  "Indeed, Ataru is correct.  Things went from bad to 
worse in the weeks after the First Tag Race, ladies.  As I'm sure you're all 
aware, as soon as Lum took up residence in Tomobiki, many of the people 
living there became quite infatuated with her.  The leaders of the Church of 
Lum took that as a sign that the 'perfect faith' had been found.  Thus they 
began a massive evangelizing program designed to win over as many converts 
as possible.  I tried to stop them, but . . . "  She closed her eyes.  "I 
was arrested for my 'heresy.'  And my daughters and I would have suffered 
for it hadn't your brother come to save us sometime ago on Phentax Two."

	She gazed thankfully on Ataru.  Ataru had the courtesy to look sheepish.  
"Is this what you didn't want to tell us, Anigimi-sama?" Haruka gently 
wondered.

	"It's part of it," he admitted.

	"You desired to kill Oogi to ensure the Niphentaxians couldn't come to the 
Urusians' aid in their war against the Noukiites."

	Eyes locked on Chikage, and then they turned back to Ataru.  "Anii . . . "  
Mamoru's jaw dropped in disbelief.  "Wh-why . . .?"

	Ataru blinked.  "There was no choice, Mamoru-chan.  It . . . "  He bit his 
lip, and then he breathed out as he stared on his sisters.  "Look at it this 
way.  You know how bad some people can be when it comes to warping truth 
around to fit their own worldview.  Ranma's 'friend' Kunou is like that.  
Well . . . "  He shrugged.  "Oogi is millions of times worse, Mamoru-chan.  
Even more, he was, at the time, the PRESIDENT of Phentax Two atop being the 
senior leader of his faith.  There was no one, NO ONE around to force him 
into seeing the truth about what he was doing, especially to his own people. 
  And no one in the Galactic Federation wanted to do anything to stop him.  
And . . . "

	He squeezed his eyes shut.  "Onii-chan . . .?" Karen whispered.

	"I didn't want him to hurt you girls."

	"Does this creep know about us?" Yotsuba wondered.

	He shook his head.  "Can't say."

	Marie shuddered.  "He really wouldn't . . .!"

	"He WOULD, Marie-san," Miree cut in.  "Ataru is right about the 
dai-Zkuhsbagh's level of fanaticism.  It is beyond any hope of redemption.  
While most in Tomobiki would, I suspect, give you girls leeway even if they 
knew of your relationship to Ataru, the dai-Zkuhsbagh wouldn't.  To him, you 
would automatically become . . . "  She paused as she considered possible 
names the Lumite leader would use.  "The 'Great Evil's Wicked Sisters' or 
something like that.  Condemned from the start with no hope of redemption."

	The sisters save Chikage paled.  "But this Oogi fellow doesn't know us . . 
. "  Shirayuki's eyes glistened with frightened tears.

	"It doesn't matter."  Miree shook her head.  "That you are Ataru's 
blood-relations is more than enough in the dai-Zkuhsbagh's eyes."

	Silence fell.  The chief priestess was quick to sense the growing fear in 
many of the sisters concerning what lurked literally over their very heads.

	"Kaho isn't evil . . . "

	Sniffles escaped the cheerleader as she shuffled over to sink in Ataru's 
embrace.  He shushed her, gently kneading Kaho's hair as she wept.  "What 
can we do now?" Karen asked as she looked around the room.

	"The answer is quite elementary, Karen."

	Eyes turned to Negako.  An icy smile cut across the ninjutsu grandmaster's 
face.  "What's that, Onee-sama?" Sakuya demanded.

	"Destroy Oogi, Sakuya.  Finish what Ataru started on Phentax Two."

	Ranma gazed on the grandmaster.  "Can we do it now?"

	Negako hummed as her eyes turned heavenward, her ki senses reaching into 
space to touch the cloaked factory.  A minute later, she relaxed.  
"Onee-chan . . .?" Karen asked, she gazing concernedly at the ninjutsu 
grandmaster.

	"No, Ranma, not now," Negako reported.  "But very soon.  Further, we cannot 
do a direct force-on-force attack against Oogi."

	"What CAN we do?" Yotsuba demanded.

	"Go on vacation."

	Everyone jolted.  "Onee-sama, this isn't the least bit funny!" Sakuya 
snapped, surprised by the supposed flippancy of Negako's reply.

	"I do not derive any enjoyment from this."  Negako gazed on her.  "However, 
there are many factors which require to be taken into consideration before a 
plan to deal with Oogi can be drafted, much less implemented.  I will remain 
in Nerima analysing this matter while you are off to Onogawa.  Given the 
problems which beset your initial coming together with Ataru on the Island, 
you need a chance to truly grow together as a family.  Doing that will serve 
to forge another wall against Oogi.  Other precautions will be taken.  I 
believe Miree and her children will be of benefit towards that end.  In the 
meantime, it is best you all get as much sleep as you can.  You clearly need 
it now."

	She rose, heading to her bedroom.

*    *    *

	"There you go.  All asleep . . . "

	It was shortly after midnight.  Souun nodded as he emotionlessly stared on 
Nabiki, she draped in a towel.  Kasumi had come back from Tampopo's an hour 
ago, heading right to bed.  Souun did nothing to stop her save remain in the 
sitting room, enjoying late night tea and reading a newspaper.  Once he felt 
it was safe enough to initiate his plan, he made his way into his oldest 
child's room and, with a quick shiatsu strike, ensured Kasumi wouldn't 
interfere with what he planned for his other daughter . . . soon to be his 
son.

	Having ensured Nabiki could not possibly resist, Souun scooped her into his 
arms to carry her into the bathroom.  The furo was filling with water, it 
well below the temperature Genma or Ranma needed to reverse their curses.  
With the shiatsu point he just used on Nabiki -- Kasumi would be quite 
stunned to learn that she wasn't the only person who read the many books 
which had wound their way to the Tendou home from Ono Toofuu's clinic -- 
Souun knew his soon-to-be "son" wouldn't wake up when her skin touched cold 
water.  He lowered her into the furo, allowing the water to soak her.  
Positioning her arms to ensure she wouldn't slump in and drown, Souun 
scampered out of the room.  A minute later, he returned, a familiar cask in 
hand.  Setting that on the floor beside the furo, he wiped his forehead, and 
then waited until the water got to the level of Nabiki's breasts before he 
uncorked the cask to empty it into the furo.

	The change was instantaneous.

	Souun's eyes widened as the sensual curves of Nabiki's body morphed into 
the sharper, stronger lines of a lean yet well-muscled man in his late 
teens.  Her/his hair darkened to raven black, it becoming shaggier.  A 
gentle moan escaped him, his head drooping back to lean against the edge of 
the furo.  Souun moved to keep him in place, and then he relaxed on seeing 
that his transformed child was much taller, about Kunou Tatewaki's height.  
Well, that would be all right, the Tendou patriarch smirked.  Not only would 
his son be able to force Ranma back where she truthfully belonged, he could 
also step in and finally deal with that insane rich blowhard and his family.

	All he had to do at this time was to wait ten minutes.

*    *    *

	"Ataru-sama?"

	Ataru looked over his shoulder, smiling.  "Are they asleep?"

	"Hai."  Jonna nodded as she and Orin stepped into Ataru's bedroom.  Ranma 
was currently in the furo enjoying a late night soak.  "Ataru-sama, we . . . 
"  The elder of the Niphentaxian/Avalonian sisters blushed, bowing her head.

	"We're sorry that we embarrassed you in front of your sisters and your 
friends," Orin completed, her cheeks flaming.  "But you did . . . "

	Ataru then grinned.  "Oh, c'mere!"  He held out his hands.

	The sisters slid into his embrace.  "We owe you our very lives, 
Ataru-sama," Jonna whispered as she kissed his cheek.  "Without you, we . . 
. "  She then stiffened as she tried to force the words out. "We might've . 
. . "

	"I know."  He nodded, kissing Jonna's forehead, and then Orin's.  "It's 
alright.  I understand.  I'm glad you're alright now."

	They remained as they were, calmly enjoying the warmth of their embrace 
with Ataru.  The bedroom door then opened, revealing Ranma draped in a 
towel, she drying her hair.  She stopped on seeing the younger women tightly 
clutching Ataru.  Ranma shuddered as a surge of jealousy thundered up her 
spine, and then a grin crossed her face.  "Hey, girls, I hope you realize 
that's MY boyfriend you're hogging now," she then coyly warned.

	Ataru blinked, gazing at her in bewilderment.  "Ranma . . .?"

	They drew away from him, and then they approached Ranma.  Before she could 
understand what was happening, they swamped her with embraces.  "Ranma-sama, 
you're so LUCKY!" Jonna yipped.  "Winning Ataru-sama's love all by 
yourself!"

	"You're the luckiest girl in the whole universe, Ranma-sama!" Orin added.  
"Oh, I'd give anything to be in your shoes right now!"

	Ranma's cheeks flamed.  Ataru laughed.  "Somehow, I think you really DON'T 
want to be in Ranma's shoes."  He scratched his head before turning to them. 
  "In the meantime, I've got a favour I have to ask," he declared.

	"What sort of favour, Ataru-sama?" Jonna wondered as she and Orin pulled 
away from Ranma, allowing her to finish drying herself.

	"It concerns Hinako-chan and Aria-chan."  Ataru sighed.  "I was hoping if 
both of you would stay close to them for the next while."

	Orin nodded.  "Of course we could, Ataru-sama!  But why . . .?"

	"Let's just say that despite their being my sisters, I haven't really been 
much of a big brother to them.  Hell, to ANY of them to be honest," he 
exhaled.  "And with you girls here and Oogi right now hanging over all our 
heads, the full story behind what went down in Lumukyou is going to come out 
soon.  I don't think Hinako and Aria're going to be able to deal with that.  
Understand?"

	Jonna and Orin exchanged a look.  "We understand, Ataru-sama," the former 
affirmed, a shrug rolling her shoulders.  "Besides, it'll be nice to deal 
with children without having to hear them calling you 'heretics' or 
'infidels.'"

	Ranma rubbed her hair with the towel.  "What does that mean?"

	"When we were incarcerated, we were allowed to baby-sit children of other 
prisoners, Ranma-sama," Orin explained.  "Of course, we didn't bother to 
attempt to convert them or do anything that would've brought even more 
trouble onto us.  Even with that, though . . . "

	She looked down.  Jonna sadly nodded.  "They even put babies in jail?!" 
Ranma wondered, she staring at Ataru in shocked disbelief.

	"They did," he replied.  "When I was there, I found several kids in 
cryo-suspension tubes.  I was able to see them reunited with their parents; 
those . . . "  His eyes closed.  "Who survived what their jailers put them 
through.  Don't ask me why it happened . . . "

	Jonna grimaced.  "Most likely, their parents had angered their jailors to 
the point where those bastards decided to punish them by hurting their 
children.  That's the way those monsters were like, Ranma-sama."

	"Shit!" Ranma hissed.

	"Agreed."  Ataru nodded, turning back to Jonna and Orin.  "So can I count 
on you two to remain close to Hinako-chan and Aria-chan?"

	Jonna grimaced.  "Of course.  Excuse us, please."

	She and Orin departed.  Ranma watched them go.  She then blinked as Ataru 
gazed her way, a mischievous grin crossing his face.  "So what's this about 
me being your boyfriend, Ranma-chan?" he asked, sliding over to gaze into 
her eyes.

	Ranma paled, and then she stopped, confusion crossing her face for a moment 
before a light smile curled her lips.  "What do YOU think, Ataru-kun?" she 
replied, wrapping her arms around his neck as she drew him close.

*    *    *

	"So let me see if I get this straight."  Himiko held up a finger.  
"Ranma-san was born a boy, but because he fell into this magic spring in 
China, he's now a girl here . . . "  She pointed to her heart, and then her 
head.  "And here.  And because somebody bonded Ranma-san to your brother 
when they were kids, there was no way Lum could've won Ataru-kun's heart in 
the long term?"

	Sakuya nodded.  "That's the way it is."  The two survivors of the attack on 
Tomobiki High were relaxing with several of Ataru's older sisters and Inu 
Chigaiko in the living room.  "And it's a good thing, too," the eldest of 
the sisters added before sipping her tea.  "Given the way that girl abused 
and assumed so much about Onii-sama, I don't think any marriage could've 
worked out between them in the long term.  Not without a LOT of help!"

	Mikiko giggled.  "You're lucky Megane's dead, Sakuya-san.  If he heard you 
say that, he wouldn't have let you hear the end of it."

	"Amen to that!"  Chigaiko ruefully shook her head before she gazed at her 
teacup, a scowl twisting her lips.  "Pity Mendou survived.  If he'd have 
been pushed out of the way, Ataru-kun would have no more worries."

	Himiko and Mikiko gaped.  Hearing something like THAT concerning the rich 
scion of the Mendou fortune, especially from a girl who had been in Mendou's 
very own CLASS, was utterly unheard of in Tomobiki!  "Chigaiko-san, you 
can't wish that about Mendou-san!" Mikiko gasped.

	Chigaiko gave her former schoolmate a baleful look that made Mikiko wilt.  
"I'm not like some of the people at that place when it comes to that snob," 
she replied before drinking the rest of her tea.  "I knew what the jerk was 
really like from day one."  She rose, turning to head to her bedroom.  
"There's nothing you can do to make me change my mind on that subject.  
'Night, everyone."

	"Good night, Chigaiko-san," Haruka replied as she headed off.

	"Boy, Chigaiko-san really doesn't like that guy, ne?" Yotsuba mused as soon 
as Chigaiko had stepped into her bedroom.

	"You blame her?" Karen wondered.  "After all, Onii-chan was the only one in 
the whole school who remembered Chigaiko-san's name."

	The would-be detective nodded.  "Checky!"

	"I guess that'd be hard," Himiko agreed before a sly smile crossed her 
face.  "Still, when it comes to Mendou-san, one can dream."

	Mikiko grinned.  "Hai!"

	"About what?" Haruka asked, her eyebrow arching.  "Yes, he is handsome and 
all that, but he takes gross advantage of his many assets to string along 
every girl who has the ill-fortune to cross his path.  And his own overblown 
pride does not allow him to accept things when a girl actually REJECTS him, 
as Lum-san and Chigaiko-san have done.  Knowing that, is it any wonder that 
Mendou would find himself at odds with Anigimi-sama?"

	"Well, it won't matter after this coming weekend," Sakuya mused.

	"Why do you say that, Sakuya-chan?" Karen asked.

	"Oh, Reigi-kun told me this when we were at the Tower swimming."  The 
eldest of the sisters smiled, winking conspiratorially.  "Mendou's parents 
and the Mizunokoojis have decided that the time's finally come for the 
fellow to fulfill his obligation to his family.  In other words . . . "  She 
sipped her tea.  "He and Mizunokooji Asuka are going to tie the knot come 
Saturday."

	"WHAT?!" Himiko and Mikiko shrieked together.

	Sakuya nodded, a devilish smirk crossing her face.  "Hai.  And, to ensure 
that there can be no interference, Mendou'll be withdrawn from Tomobiki High 
tomorrow.  The actual announcement of the coming nuptials won't be made 
until late Saturday morning.  Even more, it'll be a private ceremony."

	Yotsuba rolled her eyes, a sly giggle escaping her.  "Oooh, the girls at 
Tomobiki High are NOT gonna check that!"

	"B-b-but . . .!" Mikiko stuttered.

	"Mikiko-san, there's nothing you, much less anyone else from Tomobiki, can 
do to stop it from happening," Haruka warned.  "This is a matter of giri.  
If Mendou refuses, he dishonours himself for life."

	"But marrying ASUKA?!" Mikiko demanded.  "She's androphobic, Haruka-san!  
There's no way that sort of marriage'll last, you know!"

	"Oh?" Karen said.  "From what Onii-chan told us, Asuka-san is actually 
quite comfortable being in Mendou-san's company."

	Sakuya giggled.  "It was one of the things Onii-sama couldn't stand.  The 
girls he chased actually being cared for by other guys!"

	"Much less those very same girls caring for other men in return."  Haruka 
politely covered her mouth as an amused chuckle shook her.  "At least with 
us, Anigimi-sama will have a moral excuse since we are his kin.  Ne, 
Sakuya-chan?"

	Sakuya nodded.  "True, true."

	Himiko and Mikiko blinked.  "You know about the crap Ataru-kun pulled when 
he was in Tomobiki and you ACCEPT that?" the former asked.

	"Well, no, we wouldn't like it if Onii-chan started acting like that 
again," Karen mused, a shrug rolling her shoulder.  "But it doesn't mean we 
don't love Onii-chan.  We do love him.  He's our brother."

	"We're not gonna fall into the trap most folks in Tomobiki do and check 
everything from one viewpoint," Yotsuba added.  "After all, according to 
Yotsuba's investigations, Ani-chama wasn't the least bit responsible for 
well over HALF of all the weird occurrences that hit Tomobiki from the day 
he became 'engaged' to Lum to the day Lum left."

	The Tomobiki High sophomores blinked, their eyes widening in shocked 
disbelief.  "That can't be true," Mikiko blurted out.

	"Yotsuba checked it out with Negako-anechama.  It's all checky!"

	"Besides, when Anigimi-sama finally departed Tomobiki, he was stating he 
wasn't going to be forced into the position where people would blame him for 
everything under the sun," Haruka added.  "And since he has turned away from 
allowing such behaviour to dominate his life, he deserves a chance."  She 
drew her gunsen and fanned herself.  "I'm sure, ladies, you'll both agree 
that he wouldn't get such in Tomobiki.  Ne?"

	Himiko and Mikiko exchanged a look, and then they sighed.  "True."

	"Well, it doesn't really matter now," Karen mused.  "It's all in the past 
and we're together with Onii-chan.  That matters more."

	Sakuya nodded.  "True, true."

	"You seem to have accepted him pretty easily," Mikiko mused.

	Karen shrugged, a content smile on her face.  "Why not?  We may not have 
our mothers and stepfathers, but we have each other and Onii-chan and 
Negako-oneechan.  We're a family.  Yes, we all have our problems, but if we 
don't allow those problems to overcome us, we'll be fine."

	"And there's no way in hell that we'll allow anyone to try to break us 
apart," Sakuya added.  "We like things the way they are now and there's no 
way that we're going to allow it to change without our consent.  And if 
people in Tomobiki or Nerima or this Oogi creep have got a problem with that 
because they don't like Onii-sama or Ranma-oneesama, that's just too damn 
bad."

	Himiko nodded, her gaze turning inward for a moment.  "I guess you guys are 
pretty lucky.  I mean, to the rest of the world, I'm dead.  What happens to 
me -- to us . . .?!"  She indicated Mikiko, sighing.  "What happens to us 
now?"

	"That is a concern," Haruka agreed with a nod.  "We should make an effort 
to contact your parents and tell them the news."

	"Are they going to accept that, Haruka-chan?" Marie wondered.  "After all, 
they had bodies to bury.  They've gone through the funerals and the memorial 
ceremonies.  How could Himiko-san's and Mikiko-san's parents ultimately 
accept them back as their children after THAT?!"

	"If they can't, all we have to do is adopt them into our family and let 
them keep their current names," Rinrin proposed.

	"They should still be told, Rinrin-chan," Shirayuki lamented.  "Himiko-san 
and Mikiko-san deserve to have their families back."

	Haruka nodded.  "Agreed."

	"We'll worry about that in the morning."  Sakuya checked her watch.  "It's 
getting pretty late.  We need to get some sleep."

	"True," Marie agreed with a yawn as people moved to head to bed.

*    *    *

	"Son?"

	The man on the bed moaned, eyes fluttering as a hand jostled him.  
"Wh-where . . .?" he grunted, looking left to see Souun gazing concernedly 
at him.  "D-dad . . .?"  He slid into a sitting position, glancing around 
the bedroom.  "What's going on here . . .?" he muttered.

	"Indeed, Souun, what IS going on here?"

	Both screamed as Souun spun around, his face paling on seeing Negako 
standing cross-armed by the window.  A narrow-eyed Happoosai was perched on 
the grandmaster's shoulder.  "So you subbed that Nanniichuan casket meant 
for Ranma-chan with some ordinary spring water, eh?"  The grandmaster of 
Musabetsu Kakutou-ryuu sneered.  "Souun, I actually thought you were a hell 
of a lot smarter than Genma when it came to moronic, hair-brained schemes 
like this, but . . . "  He shook his head, his disappointment all too 
apparent.

	Souun sputtered, and then he spun around as the door to Nabiki's bedroom 
opened, revealing a weary-eyed Kasumi beside a younger dark-haired girl 
draped in a black cape.  "Father, we seem to have some guests . . . " the 
eldest Tendou daughter began before her voice screeched to a halt, her eyes 
going wide on seeing a ragged-haired, slender young MAN lying on Nabiki's 
bed.  "Oh, MY!"

	He blinked.  Then, on sensing that he had no clothes on outside a towel 
covering his loins, he panicked.  "Geez, Onee-chan!"  He quickly moved to 
make himself decent before scrambling to the closet.  "Can't a guy get 
dressed for . . .?"  He opened the door, looking in before he stuttered on 
seeing GIRL'S clothing.  "H-heaven's s-s-sake . . .?"

	His hand pulled away from the towel, allowing gravity to drag it to his 
ankles.  Seeing the full monty, Kasumi covered her eyes as she spun away, a 
gulped "Oh, my!" her only response.  Negako sighed.  "Chikage."

	Chikage whispered a spell.  Light showered the young man, draping him in a 
T-shirt and jeans.  "Oh, thanks!" he breathed out before spinning on Souun.  
"Dad, what's going on?!  What are GIRL'S clothes doing in MY closet?!"

	"Well, you see, son . . . " Souun moved to stammer out an explanation.

	He was then sent flying into a wall by a Happou-daikarin!  "That's enough 
from you, idiot!" Happoosai snarled, and then he looked doe-eyed at Chikage. 
  "Chikage-chan, dear, do you have a magic mirror with you now?"

	"Hai."  The sorceress drew a mirror from under her cape, positioning 
herself to allow the young man's image to reflect from it.

	Negako, Kasumi and Happoosai shifted themselves to stare at the image.  
What they saw was Nabiki, presently dressed the same as her male 
counterpart.  "Huh?!  Onee-chan?!  Ojii-chan?!  Negako-san?!"  Nabiki 
blinked as her eyes locked on her "brother."  "What the hell . . .?"

	Kasumi covered her mouth.  "Oh, my!"

	"WHO THE HELL'S HE?!" Nabiki shrieked as she pointed at him.  "WHAT'S HE 
DOING WITH MY BODY?!  HOW'D I GET TURNED INTO A GUY?!"

	"Calm yourself, Nabiki."  Negako gently squeezed the young man's shoulder 
in reassurance.  "There is an explanation for this."

	"Nabiki . . .?"

	Eyes locked on the young man as he walked up to gaze at the image in 
Chikage's mirror.  Despite the differences in looks and size between himself 
and Nabiki, the latter's image accurately reflected his movements.  The 
overwhelming nature of the moment blocked the middle Tendou daughter from 
screaming out in fright as her hands replicated his movements.  "I . . . "  
He lowered his arm.  "I was created from you . . . "

	Nabiki blinked.  "Negako-san, please tell me what's going on here!"

	Happoosai shifted himself onto the young man's shoulder.  "You remember 
that Nanniichuan cask I drank at the wedding, child?"

	Nabiki took that in, and then her eyes widened.  "Dad pulled a switch?!"

	Happoosai nodded.  "Yep.  What I drank was normal spring water.  Souun hid 
the real cask.  No doubt, he intended to bribe Ranma-chan into marrying 
Akane-chan with it, but when he found out the truth about what happened to 
her . . . "

	"He exposed me to it to make me . . .!" Nabiki's voice trailed off, her 
eyes widening more.  "To make me into . . .?!  Into . . .!"

	"Into me," the young man in control of her body finished before he turned 
to Negako.  "So what the heck went wrong, Negako-san?  Ranma-chan's 
personality was transformed fully by Jusenkyou!  Why didn't it . . .?!"

	He indicated the image in Chikage's mirror.  "It is because you were 
exposed to the Nanniichuan magic AWAY from Jusenkyou," Negako explained.  
"This has never happened before, so not even the Jusenkyou guide could have 
foretold this.  Being so far from the springs, there was no 'support' to 
effect the psychological transformation that befell Ranma.  To that end, it 
created a modified personality – you . . . "  She pointed to him.  "But it 
could not be fully grafted onto the personality already existing in the body 
you have now."

	She indicated Nabiki.  "Can they be separated, Negako-san?" Kasumi asked.

	"No.  To attempt something like that, given the way your brother here was 
created, would kill them both.  In cases like Ranma's, Jusenkyou provides a 
magical 'support base' which would allow her essence to live on in her new 
body should she and her birth-form be separated.  Because this was done away 
from Jusenkyou, no such support base exists for Nabiki and her twin."

	"Then there is only one thing . . .!"

	Eyes locked on Souun.  The Tendou patriarch was slowly picking himself off 
the floor.  "And what, *Father* . . . " -- Kasumi's voice was flooded with 
scorn as she spoke that word, she crossing her arms -- "Would *you* propose 
to do?"

	Souun glared at her.  "To see the process completed, as it was done to 
Ranma."  He shakily pointed to his magically-created son.

	"That is impossible," Negako replied.  "And I do not think your family will 
support you moving to destroy Nabiki's soul just so you can have a son to 
carry on your family line, much less attempt to marry off to Ranma.  Who, by 
the way, has no desire to marry into your family and, if what I sense of her 
now is true, is about to consummate her relationship with Ataru this very 
evening."

	Souun paled before he screamed out, "WHAT?!  I FORBID . . .!"

	A fist slammed into his cheek.  Souun grunted as he shook his head clear, 
and then he looked up to see who just struck him.  "Son . . .?"

	The look on the younger man's face sent a chill down Souun's back.  "Who 
the HELL do you think you are?!  Killing your own daughter, who worked her 
ass off to keep this house over your head, just to make that fuckin' stupid 
pact with Saotome come true?!  No way, *Father!*  It's NOT going to happen!  
Much that I like Ranma-chan, I'm not going to force her into doing something 
she doesn't want!  'Sides . . . "  He glanced at Kasumi.  "You have to admit 
Ranma and Ataru-kun DO make a nice couple!  Ne, Onee-chan?!"

	Kasumi smiled.  "Yes, that's true, isn't it?"

	"NO!"  Souun bolted to his feet, a blazing Demon Head surging forth.  "SON, 
YOU WILL MARRY RANMA OR ELSE I'LL DISOWN YOU ALL!"

	"You're hardly in a position to demand that, Tendou-san," an icy voice 
emanating from behind him caused Souun to freeze in place.  "Considering 
that as of this very evening, you will be signing over control of EVERYTHING 
to Kasumi."

	Souun looked over his shoulder to see a narrow-eyed Chikage standing there, 
arms crossed.  Happoosai was perched on her shoulder.  The looks on both 
their faces sent chills down Souun's back, though he tried to reassert 
himself.  "What makes you think you can stop me . . .?"

	Chikage grinned.  "Check Six."

	Souun tensed.  "Wha . . .?!"

	"***KONTOU!***"

	A second later, an inhuman shriek echoed through Nerima.

*    *    *

	Cologne gazed out the window of her bedroom at the Nekohanten.  "Now, why 
would Negako make use of the soulsword at the Tendou place?"

	Sensing nothing else happening, the elder shrugged, heading for bed.

	Look into it in the morning.

*    *    *

	"Oooh . . .!"

	Dawn was now shining its light through the windows of the old shrine.  
Yotsuba stretched as she rose from her futon.  Glancing around, she did an 
automatic head-count of who was present.  Shirayuki's futon was empty, lying 
where she spent the night.  The would-be detective canted her head, her ears 
picking up shuffling noises from the kitchen.  *Making breakfast,* Yotsuba 
mused before she noticed a futon folded by the wall.  "Where's Chikage . . 
.?" she whispered as she stood, snatching her spyglass as she headed to the 
kitchen.  "Ohayou, Shirayuki-chan!"  She looked into the kitchen, blinking.  
"Eh?!"

	Shirayuki looked over.  "Oh, Yotsuba-chan, ohayou gozaimasu desu no.  
Kasumi-san came by to help out with breakfast today."

	Kasumi, busy with chopping onions -- hence, the swimming goggles protecting 
her eyes -- nodded.  "Ohayou gozaimasu, Yotsuba-san."

	Yotsuba blinked before she perked on hearing voices echo from Negako's 
bedroom.  "Did something happen at your house?" she asked.

	"That . . . "  Kasumi paused, and then she sighed.  "Could be said."

	Shirayuki's hand squeezed the older woman's shoulder in a show of sympathy. 
  Kasumi gave her a thankful smile.  "There's a mystery afoot!"  Yotsuba 
giggled as she held up her spyglass.  "Yotsuba'll check it out!"

	"Hai desu no!"  Shirayuki nodded before she turned back to the stove.

	Yotsuba walked to the door of Negako's room.  Sliding it partially open, 
she moved to peek in -- and then she screamed on seeing Negako suddenly 
appear before her, a bemused grin on the grandmaster's face.  "Your 
curiosity towards certain matters might one day be the death of you," the 
grandmaster stated, sliding the door open.  "Come in, Yotsuba."

	Yotsuba giggled embarrassingly as she stepped inside.  She then stopped, 
her eyes springing out of her head on seeing the vision of lovely young 
manhood seated beside Negako's work table, his eyes closed.  Chikage stood 
off to his left, crystal ball in hand as she whispered some arcane 
incantation.  Also in the room was Ani-chama's friend from outer space, 
Miree.  To Yotsuba's surprise, the Niphentaxian high priestess held what 
seemed to be one of Chikage's magic mirrors, its surface facing the very, 
very, VERY yummy . . .!

	*Yotsuba likes!*  She shuddered as his bishoonen features swam through her 
mind.  *Yotsuba likes, likes, LIKES very much!*

	Miree glanced her way, beckoning Yotsuba to her side.  "Handsome, isn't 
he?" she whispered as the detective slid up beside her.

	"Yeah!"  Yotsuba prayed she wasn't drooling as her eyes darted over his 
body.  "Yotsuba DEFINITELY wants to take a closer checky!"

	"Oooh!  Someone's got her head in the potty!"

	"EH?!" Yotsuba shrieked, glancing wildly about.  Yes, a girl's voice, but 
it wasn't Chikage's, Ane-chama's or Miree's . . .

	Chikage sighed, pointing to the mirror.  "Look there."

	Yotsuba looked.  Her eyes went wide on seeing a GIRL in the mirror, dressed 
exactly like the fellow who just caught her fancy.  Said girl -- *Hey, isn't 
this Tendou Nabiki?!* Yotsuba wondered -- was leering knowingly at the 
detective.  "What the . . .?!"  She looked back at the fellow in question, 
and then at Nabiki's image.  "How the hell . . .?!" she stuttered, 
staggering back as she pointed to and fro between the man and the mirror.

	"Jusenkyou," Negako glanced at her before turning to Chikage.

	The sorceress relaxed.  "There."  She lowered her hand.

	"How is he?" Nabiki asked.

	"Separated from you, Nabiki."  Chikage slipped her crystal ball away.  "Now 
we have to work on building separate bodies for you."

	"There is a problem if you're thinking of making use of the factory," Miree 
warned as the young man began to stir.  "It's only programmed to create 
female bioroids.  There's been no research ever done toward re-programming 
the ship to create male bioroids."

	"Then we will have to coax the Staff of Gihan to assist us in this matter," 
Negako concluded.  "Do you think you can do this, Miree?"

	"Not really."  The high priestess looked apologetic.  "I doubt Jonna and 
Orin could assist in that regard, either.  The influence of the Guardians on 
the Staff's central programming matrix is still quite strong, I'm afraid to 
say."

	Chikage and Negako exchanged a look.  "Ani-kun?" the former asked.

	"No.  Given what the Staff has already done to him, I doubt it will do any 
of us any good."  The latter shook her head, closing her eyes.  "Perhaps 
someone less fettered by entropic thoughts would be needed."

	Yotsuba blinked confusedly.  "What Staff?!"

	Chikage's eyebrows arched.  "Someone of a pure heart?"

	Negako nodded.  "Exactly."

	"Hinako-san, perhaps?" Miree proposed.

	Chikage and Negako glanced at the priestess for a moment before exchanging 
a look.  "A possibility," the latter mused.  "Perhaps, given the problems we 
are facing, obtaining a second device like the Staff would be prudent.  Is 
there such a device somewhere in close range of us?"

	"I'll investigate that now.  Excuse me, please."  Miree handed the mirror 
to Yotsuba before she headed out of the room.

	Yotsuba stared quizzically at her sisters.  "What Staff?"

	"An energy conduit with limitless ability named the Staff of Gihan.  Miree 
and her children brought it with them from Phentax Two," Negako reported, 
she turning as Nabiki's twin stood.  "Do you feel better, Shinshi?"

	"Yeah," he grunted, rubbing his forehead.  His eyes then locked on the 
younger girl holding Chikage's mirror.  "Eh?!  Hi there!"

	Yotsuba's cheeks flamed as his warm gaze sent jolts of hot desire ripping 
through her.  Her hands spasmed, letting go of the magic mirror.  "Hey, wait 
. . .!" Nabiki screamed out fearfully before the mirror crashed into the 
floor.

	Yotsuba didn't react to the noise of the mirror shattering, her eyes still 
locked on Shinshi's.  A confused look creased his face before realization 
dawned, his cheeks flaming in response.  "Ah . . . er, you dropped the 
mirror . . .!" he stuttered, pointing to the pile of glass at her feet.

	She blinked, and then she looked down.  "Oh!  S-sorry about th-that!" she 
sputtered, sidestepping around that to place herself beside him.  "Um, do 
you want some tea, Shinshi-kun?"  She flustered as her arm wrapped around 
his.

	"Er . . . um, s-sure, Yotsuba-chan," he stuttered.

	She walked him out of the bedroom.  Negako and Chikage watched them go, and 
then the former gazed on the latter.  "I believe that is a clear-cut case of 
falling in love at first sight."  Her eyebrow arched amusedly.

	The sorceress chuckled.  "Indeed."

*    *    *

	"I just can't BELIEVE that idiot would do something like that!"

	"From the way you've described him to me, what the hell did you expect?"

	Ranma stared at Ataru, and then she rolled her eyes.  The two were on the 
front yard of the old shrine, both engaged in the T'ui Shou, one of the 
popular meditative drills of T'ai Chi Ch'üan.  Both had been up for an hour; 
they had been awakened when Negako and Chikage brought Kasumi and the 
transformed Nabiki to the old shrine.  To say that Ranma especially was in 
the mood to cause some serious bodily harm on the man she might have once 
seen as her future father-in-law was understating it.  "Yeah, that's true."  
She leaned forward, allowing some of her ki to pass on to Ataru.  "So Negako 
put the bastard out of his misery with the soulsword flat.  What happens 
with Kasumi, Nabiki and Akane?"

	"Well, we can pass it on to the Court of Special Appeals."  Ataru rocked 
back as both engaged in a slow foot kata while tilting their arms.  "I'm 
sure Judge Nozawa won't take the news of Souun's defying his injunction too 
kindly."

	"The bastard'll eventually recover from what Negako did to him, Ataru."

	"Hai, true, true.  But it's too late now.  After his brain was made to go 
on the fritz, Onee-chan manipulated him into signing power of attorney 
papers giving everything to Kasumi," he noted.  "Everything that was once 
his belongs to her as soon as those papers get notarized.  Lucky for them 
Reigi-kun knows some people who'd be willing to do that at odd hours without 
any questions."

	"Might have to get Judge Nozawa to do for them what he did for me."

	"True."

	Silence fell as they continued.  Soon, Ataru and Ranma shifted away from 
the T'ui Shou into a slowly paced battle drill.  Granted, both could, if 
they desired, turn up the heat and launch into a no-holds-barred sort of 
duel, no different than what Ranma once did with Genma every morning at the 
Tendou home until just after the failed wedding.  As they continued, both 
were quick to sense that they had an audience.  Sakuya, Karen, Haruka and 
Mamoru, along with Kimiko, Himiko and Mikiko, were up, they standing at the 
windows to either side of the old shrine's front doors watching the highly 
disciplined display.  "Man, could you ever have imagined seeing something 
like this, Mikiko?" the "late" captain of the Tomobiki High girl's swimming 
team asked, shaking her head.

	"Not really, especially from Ataru-kun!" Mikiko gazed at Himiko before she 
turned back to stare outside.  "Ryuunosuke-kun, MAYBE, especially given the 
way he was beaten up by his father all the time.  Or so I heard over the 
grapevine."

	Mamoru's eyebrow arched.  "Don't you know that Fujinami's really a girl?!"

	A pair of boggled looks responded.  "WHAT?!"

*    *    *

	"AH-CHOO!"

	Sakiko stared at her.  "Bless you, Ryuu-chan!  Are you alright?!"

	Ryuunosuke wiped her nose, she gazing nowhere in particular for a moment 
before she moved to complete her ablutions.  "Dunno."

*    *    *

	"Oh, man!"  Himiko shook her head.  "I can't believe we all missed that!"

	Karen giggled.  "You should've figured it out as soon as Onii-chan started 
chasing Fujinami-san in public, Himiko-san."

	The swimmer considered that before she reluctantly nodded.  "True . . . "

	Mamoru pointed outside.  "Hey!  Hey!  Look!"

	Everyone stared outside, their eyes wide as saucers on seeing Ataru and 
Ranma kissing, they clearly having finished their workout.  "YES!" Sakuya 
whooped, pumping her hand as her brother and future sister-in-law pulled 
apart, both turning to head inside hand-in-hand.

	Haruka drew her gunsen to fan herself.  "Well, it's about time!"

	"Who's making . . . that noise . . .?"

	Everyone turned as Hinako slowly rose from her futon, a hand moving to rub 
the sleep from her eyes.  "Oh, sorry about that, Hinako-chan!"  Sakuya 
walked over to kneel beside her sister.  "We just saw Onii-sama and 
Onee-sama kiss."

	"Huh . . .?  Oh!"  Hinako blearily nodded, her mind still awaking from its 
slumber, and then she moved to slip back under the covers.

	"Did you guys enjoy the show?" Ranma asked as Ataru closed the door.

	The sisters' cheeks flamed on realizing that they had just got caught.  "Uh 
. . . a-ah . . . p-poh!" Haruka stammered in embarrassment.

	Ataru chuckled, he giving them a wink.  "Give us a little time . . . "

	"EH?!  ONII-TAMA AND ONEE-TAMA KISSED?!"

	Everyone jolted as Hinako shot up, her shout becoming the perfect alarm 
clock for those sisters who had yet to awaken.  "Kusun . . . " Aria, who was 
lying beside Hinako, moaned as she tried to slip further under the covers.  
"Aria is sleepy, Hinako-chan . . .!"

	"Aria-chan no baka!"  Hinako waved her fists in a show of frustration.  
"Don't you understand?!  Onii-tama and Onee-tama kissed!"

	Silence.

	"***THEY KISSED?!***" the just-awakened sisters shouted.

	Ranma and Ataru flustered as Hinako ran up to grab them both in a hug as a 
barking Michael trotted up to them.  The noise quickly drew in people from 
the other rooms.  "Hey, what's with the bru-ha-ha?!" Shinshi asked as he and 
Yotsuba stepped out of the kitchen.

	"Aniki and Aneki just kissed!" Rinrin reported, her assertion causing the 
couple in question to blush even more.

	"Eh?!"  Yotsuba's eyes went wide in horror.  "Ani-chama and Ane-chama 
kissed and Yotsuba didn't check it?!"  In a flash, the detective stood 
behind Hinako, her camera at the ready.  "Yotsuba'll have to keep checking 
Ani-chama and Ane-chama until they kiss again!"

	"It appears Ani-kun and Ane-kun cannot avoid the consequences of their 
psi-bond," Chikage mused from her position by the hallway leading to Ataru 
and Negako's bedrooms.  Sure enough, in her hand was the Lovers card as she 
gave Ataru and Ranma a knowing look.

	The other sisters moved to crowd their brother and his girlfriend.  "Hina 
wants to see Onii-tama and Onee-tama kiss!"

	"Kaho wants to see Onii-chama and Onee-chama kiss, too!"

	"Yotsuba won't stop checking Ani-chama and Ane-chama until they kiss!"

	"Nii-ya's and Nee-ya's kiss will chase away Aria's sleepiness!"

	"Hime should make a special treat to make Nii-sama and Nee-sama kiss!"

	Ranma and Ataru stared wide-eyed at the sisters, and then they exchanged a 
look.  A shrug rolled his shoulder as he moved to sweep her into his arms.  
She didn't resist as their lips caressed each other's, the both of them 
tightly holding each other close as Yotsuba's camera flash fired several 
times.  "ANI-CHAMA AND ANE-CHAMA KISS CHECKY!" the would-be detective 
crooned as she captured the magic moment from every direction.

	The other sisters emitted a delighted whoop as Ataru and Ranma slowly 
pulled apart, he twirling her back to his feet.  "Now that we've got THAT 
out of the way . . . "  He held up a finger as he stared at Hinako, a grin 
crossing his face.  "It's time for Hinako to face the Evil Tickle Monster!" 
his voice slurred into a horrible Boris Karloff imitation as he slouched 
into a hunchback shape.

	Hinako stopped, her eyes wide as Ataru raised his hands threateningly, he 
lurching toward her as a cackle escaped him.  
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  HINA HATES THE EVIL TICKLE MONSTER!" she 
screamed, trying to evade those hands.

	More laughter as Ataru grabbed his youngest sister in a bear hug, his 
fingers dancing up and down the sides of her rib cage.  Hinako squealed as 
Ranma whipped out some feathers to attack her feet.  Watching the 
shenanigans from the general direction of the kitchen, Shinshi shook his 
head.  "Man, never thought I'd EVER see Ranma do THAT!" he admitted.

	"Neither did I."

	He looked left to see Kasumi standing there, a sad look on her face.  
Shinshi blinked, and then he placed a hand on her shoulder, he moving to 
guide her into the kitchen.  "Guess we can't deny anything Negako-san says 
about Ranma-chan now, eh?" he then mused.

	"Hai, we can't."  Kasumi slowly nodded, she moving to lean against the 
counter.  "I'm just glad Akane-chan wasn't here to see that."

	"She knows the truth, Onee-chan . . . "

	"You know how hard it is for her to accept things like that, Shinshi-chan," 
Kasumi warned as she gave him a knowing look.

	Shinshi nodded.  "Hai, true, but she won't have a choice BUT to accept it.  
Ranma-chan warned her off on Sunday night."

	Kasumi nodded.  "Let's hope it doesn't have to be repeated," she whispered 
as the kitchen door opened to reveal Shirayuki.  "Did Hinako-chan survive 
the latest attack of the Evil Tickle Monster?!"  Her eyebrows wriggled 
delightedly.

	"Hime thinks so!"  The young chef giggled as she shooed Shinshi out.  "Time 
to finish making breakfast and Chigaiko-san's lunch!"

	"Hai, hai, I'm going," the newest of the Tendou siblings asserted.

*    *    *

	"Hello?!  Is anyone here?!"

	"Ah, Akane-san, there you are!"  Marie opened the door, waving Akane and 
Yuka into the living room.  "You're just in time."

	"Thanks."  Akane nodded, and then she spotted Kasumi.  "Onee-chan, what's 
going on here?!  What's with Dad?!" she demanded.

	The eldest Tendou pointed to one side of the circle of people currently 
consuming breakfast.  "Look for yourself, Akane-chan."

	They looked.  Seated beside a caramel-haired teenager wearing a Union Jack 
tie -- a girl Akane and Yuka recognized as one of Ataru's sisters -- was a 
man Nabiki's age, dressed in a T-shirt and jeans.  The girl was busy feeding 
him morsels of fried eggs.  Akane was quick to sense the growing attraction 
between them; their rosy-shaded cheeks were a dead give away.  Yet the boy . 
. .!

	Boy . . .?

	Oh, no . . .!

	"Nabiki?" Akane eeped, the shock driving her to her knees.

	The couple in question paused, looking her way.  "Oh, hi, Akane-chan, 
Yuka-chan!" Shinshi hailed, he giving then a friendly wave.

	"Shi-chama," Yotsuba sing-songed.

	He jolted before accepting another morsel of egg from the would-be 
detective.  "But HOW . . .?!" Yuka stammered, gazing at Akane.

	"No thanks to Tendou-san's so-called 'father,' Tokoro-san."

	Both spun around as Ranma stepped into the room, draped in her new chemise 
after taking a long soak in the furo.  Yuka's eyes nearly shot out of her 
head on seeing the transformed martial artist dressed like a woman.  Akane, 
still stunned by what just happened to Nabiki, didn't take immediate notice 
of Ranma's clothing.  "What do you mean . . .?" she began, and then it hit 
her.  "The Nanniichuan cask?" she then gasped out in disbelief.

	"Yep."  Ranma sat, nodding thanks as Shirayuki handed her a plate of 
piping-hot food.  "Your dad subbed the cask meant for the wedding with a 
cask of normal spring water.  Guess he realized Oyaji'd be a pig about it 
when he found out the cask was around.  Then, after Negako told Nabiki the 
truth about what Jusenkyou did to me, Nabiki told Souun . . . "  She 
shrugged, waving to Shinshi.  "And look what he did to her in return!"

	Akane blinked as she took that explanation in.  Her fists then clenched as 
she turned back to her transformed sister.  "That means . . .!"  She pointed 
to Shinshi, looking back at Ranma.  "She's . . .!  H-he's . . .?  Nabiki . . 
.?!"

	Yotsuba and Shinshi gazed on her, and then the former looked at her new 
boyfriend.  "Mind if she takes over for a bit?" she whispered.

	He winked.  "Go for it."

	Taking a cup of hot water, Yotsuba doused Shinshi.  Akane and Yuka gaped as 
the body morphed to what was normal for Nabiki.  The clothes, since they 
were forged from Chikage's magic, automatically shifted to conform to their 
wearer's dimensions.  She jerked before glancing around, and then she nodded 
as Kasumi handed her a towel to dry herself.  "About damned time!" she 
grumbled before gazing on her other sister.  "Hi, Akane!  When'd you get 
here?!"

	Akane blinked, and then her eyes rolled into her head.  Mamoru caught her 
before she crashed into Sakuya, and then she lowered her to the floor.  
"Yotsuba guesses Akane didn't really check that," the would-be detective 
mused.

*    *    *

	"Hina doesn't understand . . . "

	Jonna smiled.  "It's quite simple, Hinako-sama."  She, Orin and their 
mother were in the exercise room with the youngest of Ataru's sisters.  The 
Staff of Gihan was in Jonna's hand.  "Bou-san here . . . "  She indicated 
the Staff.  "Was once used by some very, very, VERY mean people back on my 
home planet.  Because of that, all sorts of mean thoughts have been stamped 
onto Bou-san's primary memory unit."  She pointed to the glowing crystal at 
the business end of the Staff.  "What Mother, Orin and I were thinking is 
that because YOU, Hinako-sama, have the purest heart of all your sisters, 
you can help Bou-san get rid of those mean thoughts once and for all."

	Tears sparkled in her eyes.  "Jonna-oneetama says Hina has a pure heart . . 
. " the youngest of the sisters gushed.

	Handing the Staff to Orin, Jonna embraced Hinako.  "Hush, Hinako-sama, 
hush," she soothed, stroking her hair.

	Hinako sniffled, reaching up to rub her eyes.  "Onee-tama's so nice to 
Hina.  But . . . "  Her eyes fell on the Staff.  "Hina's not sure if she can 
make Bou-san better.  Besides, Bou-san belongs to Onee-tama . . . "

	"I can't make Bou-san better because I've been through many bad things."

	"Can't Onii-tama make Bou-san better?"

	"No, he can't because . . . "  Miree knelt beside her, and then she paused 
as she tried to think of the least-wounding way to say this.  "Your brother 
can't because Bou-san was used to hurt your brother badly just before he met 
us."  She pointed to herself.  Then, on sensing a surge of shock race 
through Hinako, she moved to comfort.  "You, Hinako-chan, can make sure 
Bou-san will NEVER hurt your brother again."

	Hinako blinked, staring at the Staff.  "Bou-san hurt Onii-tama?"

	"Bou-san was MADE to hurt Ataru-sama," Jonna emphasized.

	Silence fell as the youngest of the sisters considered what had just been 
said.  She then looked up to Jonna.  Seeing her give a nod of reassurance, 
Hinako gulped before her hand reached out to the Staff's scarred trunk.  As 
her fingers wrapped around its ancient metal, a strange warmth surged up her 
arm.  Hinako gasped, her eyes closing as a torrent of ghostly energy flowed 
from the Staff's focusing crystal to gently wrap around her body.  The three 
Niphentaxian/Avalonians backed away as Hinako's hand effortlessly shifted 
the Staff from horizontal to vertical, its tip resting on the floor.  
Hinako's other hand reached over to grasp the Staff, her eyes remaining 
closed.

	"It's started," Miree whispered.

	"Will this help?" Orin asked.

	The Hollywoodite high priestess sighed.  "We must have faith."

*    *    *

	"Eh?!  What's that?!"

	Sakurambou Sakura's head canted to the east.  The Shinto priestess had been 
making morning tea when that surge of energy flowed through her from the 
general direction of Nerima.  Moving to her kitchen window, she glanced 
outside.  Her eyes narrowed as she tried to focus on what exactly that 
energy might be and what its presence might mean.  It was certainly beyond 
her personal experience.

*    *    *

	"Ominous . . . "

	Cherry was also gazing intently eastward.  Raising his beads, the Buddhist 
monk intoned a prayer, and then he glanced into his cooking pot.  Seeing the 
hidden signs in the soup broth, he blinked before turning back towards 
Nerima.

	"Or is it?"

*    *    *

	"Sakiko, you okay . . .?"

	Izumo Sakiko jolted, she glancing at Fujinami Ryuunosuke.  The couple had 
spent the night aboard the former's scoutship.  It was presently camouflaged 
under a holographic cloak on Ryuunosuke-shima, not far from where Hamachaya 
once stood.  "Oh, it's . . . "  The Seishin-Urusian-turned-Nendo-kata/Terran 
shook her head, glancing north towards Tokyo.  "Something.  But it doesn't 
feel threatening, I think . . . "  She crossed her arms.

	Ryuunosuke took that in.  Rising, she walked over to stand behind Sakiko.  
Wrapping her arms around her girlfriend, the tomboy kissed her earlobe.  "If 
it's not threatening, then why do you look so damned worried?" she wondered.

	Sakiko gazed on her, and then they both laughed.

*    *    *

	"Is there a danger, Seiko-sama?"

	Izumo Seiko gazed confusedly at Kitahara Yukimi.  A quick glance around the 
kitchen revealed that the other Avalonians living there were on their feet, 
they also glancing quizzically towards Nerima.  "I . . . "  Seiko turned to 
look.  "I'm not sure, Yukimi-chan."

*    *    *

	"Such power . . . "

	Cologne sat on the roof of the Nekohanten, gazing toward the old shrine 
serving as the Moroboshi home.  No, it wasn't Ataru, Ranma or Negako that 
was tapping into WHATEVER it was that was pumping torrents of raw ki into 
the surrounding environment.  So who WAS tapping into this thing?

	And for what purpose?

	Why?

*    *    *

	"Hinako-chan . . . "

	Ono Toofuu was on the front porch of his office, his face paling as the 
implications of this event sank in.  Ye gods, to put a device with THAT MUCH 
power into the hands of a girl of only eight?!  Who on Earth was . . .?

	A claw tapped his shoulder.  The chiropractor gasped, turning around to see 
the panda reborn thanks to Genma gazing concernedly at him.  A sign went up. 
  [ARE YOU ALRIGHT, SENSEI?!]  The sign twirled.  [YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST 
SAW SOMEONE DIE!]  Another twirl.  [WHAT'S WRONG?]

	"I . . . " Toofuu stuttered, moving to leave.  "Stay here!  I have to look 
in on something over at the Moroboshis' place . . . AWK!"

	A furred arm grabbed him around the waist as the panda bounded for the 
nearest telephone pole.  [I'LL GET YOU THERE FASTER!]

	Toofuu screamed, though he didn't try to pull himself free.  *Now I know 
how Akane felt at times when Ranma carried her anywhere!*

*    *    *

	*A-ri-ri?  Where's Hina . . .?*

	Darkness enveloped the youngest of Ataru's sisters.  Before teary-eyed 
panic could seize Hinako, stars began to appear.  In the proverbial blink of 
an eye, she found herself drifting through a galaxy.  
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai . . . "  She looked all around her, her mind 
nearly overloading from the sheer, primal beauty surrounding her.  Then, 
after what seemed an eternity, her eyes turned to her body.  Her naked body. 
  "AAAAAAH!  WHO TOOK HINA'S CLOTHES AWAY?!"

	Sparkles surrounded her.  Hinako soon found herself draped in a 
form-fitting, black jumpsuit with a golden bird-like insignia on her chest.  
The suit came complete with golden buccaneer boots and wristbands holding 
her sleeves in place.  On her lower sleeves were five wreaths-of-laurel 
divided by a miniature of the bird-symbol on her chest.  "Funny suit . . . " 
  She then glanced at her hands before she remembered something else.  "Eh?! 
  Bou-san!  Bou-san!"  She looked around.  "A-ri-ri?!  Where'd Bou-san go?!"

	A spark of light appeared before her.  Hinako reached out to cup the light 
in her hands.  The light exploded, blinding Hinako for a moment.  She then 
cried out in shock on feeling something HEAVY land in her arms.  Then, as 
the light faded, she looked to see HERSELF in her own arms.  "Another Hina . 
. .?"

	The double's eyes opened, she gazing on her template.  With a gentle push, 
the double placed herself before Hinako.  Noting that she herself was also 
naked, the double closed her eyes.  Sparkles created another form-fitting 
jumpsuit, though this one was totally black and was covered by a shawl 
similar to what priests wear.  The bird-like insignia was stitched into the 
shawl and the double's arms were trimmed in white lace.  As soon as the 
sparkles vanished, the double's eyes opened again, she smiling.  
***Greetings.***

	Hinako blinked.  The double's mouth hadn't opened, yet Hinako clearly heard 
that salutation in her mind.  "Bou-san . . .?"

	The double nodded.  ***Affirmative.  What you see before you is a 
projection of the sentience of the device you know as 'Bou-san.'  This unit 
assumed this form so this unit may interact with the new controller, 
designate 'Saeru Hinako.'  How may this unit serve you?***

	Hinako blinked, and then her eyes widened.  "Waaai!"  She waved her hands 
excitedly.  "Bou-san's like Mecha-Rinrin-chan!"

	The double's eyes glowed.  Hinako blinked, and then she relaxed as the 
double's eyes reverted to normal, she nodding in understanding.  
***Affirmative, though this unit is more advanced than the automation the 
controller's sibling, designate 'Hatoyama Rinrin,' is constructing.***

	Hinako giggled before she looked around her.  "Bou-san, where are we?"

	The double blinked, and then her cheeks slightly flamed in embarrassment.  
***Do not panic.  It is an operational error on this unit's part.  The 
controller is presently accessing one of this unit's initial memories.***

	"Floating in space . . .?"

	***Affirmative.***  The double's smile faded.  ***This unit's memory was 
damaged many thousands of years ago.  It is impossible for this unit to 
repair that damage or restore this unit's memories before that time.***

	Hinako gazed on her, sniffing.  "Bou-san was hurt . . .?"

	The double nodded.  ***Affirmative.***

	"Hina's sorry."

	Confusion crossed the double's face.  ***What is the logic of giving an 
apology for an event the controller could not influence?***

	Hinako jolted, and then she giggled.  "Bou-san talks funny!"

	***Does the controller wish this unit to converse in a format the 
controller would be more comfortable with?*** the double then asked.

	"Uhn!"

	***As you wish.***  A pause before the double smiled.  ***So what do you 
want me to do, Hinako?  Do you want to play with me?***

	"Uh . . .!"  Hinako stopped, and then she nodded.  "Uhn!  Um . . . "  She 
stopped again, sighing.  "Jonna-oneetama told Hina that Bou-san was once 
made to do some very meanie-meanie things back on Onee-tama's planet.  Um . 
. . "

	***Hinako, you are my controller.***  The double glided over to firmly 
squeeze Hinako's shoulders.  ***Yes, Jonna was right.  I WAS made to do 
those bad things.  But that was when I had another controller.***  She moved 
to embrace Hinako.  ***Who's my controller now?***

	"Hina is!"

	The double nodded.  ***Yep, Hinako is!***  She then pulled away from 
Hinako, glancing nowhere in particular.  ***Uh-oh . . . ***

	"Something wrong?"

	***No, but I think you'd want to back to Jonna and her family, not to 
mention your family.  They're worried about you.***

	Hinako gasped, "Ah!  Hina forgot!"  She then giggled.  "Bou-san . . .?"

	***What is it, Hinako?***

	"Does Bou-san like Hina being Bou-san's controller?"

	The double smiled.  ***Hai!***

	"Waaaaaaaaai!" Hinako gushed.

*    *    *

	"Hinako-sama, are you alright . . .?"

	"Hinako-chan . . .?"

	Hinako blinked, looking confusedly around the exercise room.  Her eyes then 
focused on the device in her hand.  To her surprise, the Staff of Gihan had 
morphed from its original two-metre-plus height to something Hinako could 
easily grasp with one hand.  Even better in the eye of Ataru's youngest 
sister, the Staff had transformed itself into a glittering gold rod decked 
with enamel wings and sparkling diamonds, the whole topped with the main 
focusing crystal forming its "head."  A glance to herself revealed that 
Hinako was wearing a gold version of the jumpsuit she wore when she first 
spoke to the Staff; the bird-like insignia and other markings a brilliant 
sky blue.

	"Waaaaaaaaaai . . .!" she gushed.  "Hina's a magical girl now!"

	A hand reached for the Staff.  Hinako blinked as some sort of force-shield 
deflected the hand away without causing any apparent injury.  She then 
turned to see who just tried to grab the Staff.  "Ah, Toofuu-sensei!" she 
called out.

	"The Staff is now bonded to Hinako-san, Doctor," Miree pronounced; she and 
her daughters were standing behind the chiropractor by the doorway.  "There 
is nothing you can now do to force the Staff away from her."

	Toofuu gazed on the alien priestess, and then he knelt before Hinako, 
firmly grasping her shoulders.  "Hinako-chan, are you alright?"

	"Hina's fine."  Hinako lowered her arms, she keeping the Staff close to 
her.  "Onee-tama just wanted Hina to help Bou-san get rid of all the 
meanie-meanie thoughts all of Bou-san's old controllers put into her."

	Toofuu blinked confusedly, and then he stared at Miree.  "While I may not 
fully understand what's going on, placing a device of THIS nature . . . " -- 
he pointed to the Staff -- " . . . in the hands of a child Hinako-chan's age 
is something I would not condone . . . "

	"Calm yourself, Toofuu.  In this case, allowing Hinako to gain control of 
the Staff of Gihan is the prudent thing to do."

	"Ah, Onee-tama!" Hinako gushed as Negako stepped in, she holding up the 
Staff.  "Look at the nice present Jonna-oneetama gave Hina!"

	"Yes, it is that, is it not?"  Negako's hand stroked the Staff's crystal.  
Since the grandmaster was not moving to pull the Staff away from her 
sister's grasp, the Staff's automatic defence fields didn't initialize.  "In 
the meantime, there is a problem I believe Bou-san . . . " -- she said that 
with a straight face -- " . . . can assist in solving."

	Hinako perked.  "What sort of problem, Onee-tama?"

	Negako waved her to follow.  Everyone walked to the living room.  Akane had 
by then recovered, she nibbling at the breakfast Kasumi and Shirayuki made 
for her.  Yuka was doing her best to cheer her up.  The panda was with 
Chikage, he having an interesting sign-conversation with the sorceress.  
Still in control of herself, Nabiki, seated beside Yotsuba, perked on seeing 
Negako approach.  "Oh, Negako-san, there you are."  The middle Tendou 
daughter scratched the back of her head, an embarrassed chuckle escaping 
her.

	Eyes locked on Hinako.  "Hinako-chan, what are you doing wearing THAT?!" 
Karen cried, she pointing to her sister's new jumpsuit.

	"Eh?!"  Hinako then looked at herself before giggling.  "It's okay, 
Karen-chan!  Bou-san turned Hina into a magical girl."

	"'Bou-san' . . .?"  Ataru stopped, his eyes focusing on the Staff, and then 
he glanced at Jonna.  "Jonna, are you SURE this is a good idea?!"

	"It's okay, Onii-tama!"  Hinako cradled the Staff close to her.  "Hina'll 
make sure Bou-san won't hurt Onii-tama anymore."

	Ataru blinked, and then he tensed on feeling Ranma's hand squeeze his 
shoulder.  They exchange a look before he reached up to squeeze her hand 
back.  Seeing that tender exchange, Yuka's eyes shot out of her head.  Akane 
also saw this, and then she turned away, squeezing her eyes shut.  The other 
sisters exchanged confused looks.  Rinrin then walked over to give the Staff 
a close visual inspection.  "Hey, Ono-sensei, is THIS what you were 
panicking about when you and Panda-san there came in earlier?"

	The chiropractor grimly nodded.  "It is."

	"Are you suggesting this is not a good idea, Sensei?" Haruka asked.

	"Of course!  I can only guess at this weapon's full potential, Haruka-chan. 
  And if my guess is close to accurate, this thing is capable of wiping out 
all life on Earth.  Do you really think it's wise to place control of this 
device in Hinako-chan's hands?"

	"But Bou-san likes Hina being Bou-san's controller!"

	Sniffles turned everyone's attention to Hinako.  Seeing the sad look 
crossing the young girl's face, Toofuu winced, cursing himself for saying 
something like THAT in hearing distance of the person it most affected.

	Before the chiropractor could moderate, Miree placed a hand on Hinako's 
shoulder.  "Your concerns are valid, Doctor.  But there are times we must 
take trust in, as Abraham Lincoln once called them, the 'better angels' of 
human nature.  Yes, the Staff has been used to cause great harm to many on 
my home planet and elsewhere.  But that was when people who were quite 
narrowly focused in their worldview controlled the Staff.  Before it fell 
into our possession . . . "  She indicated herself and her children.  "The 
Staff was made to unleash a holocaust of unimaginable proportions upon my 
people."

	Everyone blinked.  Many of the sisters glanced at Ataru.  "But now . . . "  
The alien priestess squeezed Hinako's shoulder.  "Now, the Staff is 
controlled by a girl, one unfettered by the prejudices and selfish ideals 
that seem to dominate more 'mature' . . . " -- she made finger-quotes -- " . 
. . elements of society.  Now, the Staff is in the hands of someone who 
could not, for the utter life of her, conceive of bringing harm to anyone, 
most of all those she loves with every fibre of her being.  Now, for the 
first time in its existence, the Staff is bound to someone who possesses a 
pure heart, one unburdened by those petty prejudices and selfish ideals I 
spoke of earlier."

	"People have said that those who believe they are doing the greatest good 
often commit the greatest evil," Toofuu warned.

	"Those who say THAT, Doctor, are often those who feel that their own 
worldview is the only valid one," Miree countered.

	Akane shuddered.  "Hey!  Listen to what Sensei's trying to say . . .!"

	"Wait!"

	Eyes turned to Karen as she walked up to gaze concernedly into Hinako's 
eyes.  "Hinako-chan, are you SURE you want to use this?"  She pointed to the 
Staff.  "If it's as powerful as Sensei and Miree-san just said . . . "

	Hinako sniffed.  "Hina won't let Bou-san hurt Onii-tama . . . "

	Silence.  People gazed on her, and then to Ataru.  "Onii-sama?" Sakuya 
walked up to him, and then she stared at the Staff.  "Is this . . .?"  She 
stopped, looking back at him.  "Is this part of . . . what you won't tell 
us?"

	Ataru blinked.  "Hai," he whispered, bowing his head.

	Chigaiko shuddered.  "Ataru-kun . . . "

	"Onii-chan."  Karen walked up to him.  "Tell us.  Please . . .?"

	He quaked, and then he felt a hand slip into his.  He looked left to see 
Ranma giving him a smile.  Taking a deep breath, he gazed on the Staff.  "As 
Miree indicated, the Staff was, when I first saw it, in the hands of a very 
narrow-minded individual.  A woman named Hekiko if I recall correctly.  She 
was . . . "  He sat down.  "The leader of a group of Niphentaxian high 
priests calling themselves 'Guardians.'  They believed that if there came a 
time when one single faith would win the approval of all on Phentax Two . . 
. "

	"The Church of Lum, you mean?" Mamoru asked.

	Ataru slowly nodded.  "Yes.  Well, if such a church came into being, then . 
. . "  He took a deep breath before he continued, "If something happened 
that would effectively destroy the spiritual foundation of such a church . . 
. "

	"Like Lum's death," Ranma cut in.

	Ataru nodded.  "Well, then . . . "  He gazed once more on the Staff.  "The 
prophecy warned that if this circumstance occurred . . . "  A pause, and 
then he finished in a voice full of ashes, " . . . then Phentax Two would be 
doomed."

	"So this Staff learned of Lum's death from you . . . "  Nabiki pointed to 
the Staff.  "And this . . . "  She gulped.  "It happened."

	"Yes."

	Karen covered her mouth.  "Onii-chan . . .!"

	"How many died?" Rinrin asked.

	"Three billion people."

	Silence.

	Eyes locked on Negako, and then they turned to Ataru.  "Anii . . . " Mamoru 
gasped, her eyes instantly tearing.

	Sakuya shuddered.  "Onii-sama . . .!"

	Ataru blinked before he rose, heading to his bedroom.  The others watched 
him go, unsure of what to say.  Ranma headed off to look in on him.  No one 
stopped her.  Finally, Rinrin shook her head, she whispering, "It's no 
wonder Aniki didn't want to tell us!  Gods . . .!"

	She looked away, crossing her arms.  "Is that why Nii-sama had to stay in 
Sanctuary for a whole week, Nee-sama?" Shirayuki asked.

	Negako nodded.  "Yes.  Ataru did not only see what happened on Phentax Two 
with his eyes.  He did not only overhear what happened there with his ears, 
Shirayuki.  Above all, he FELT what happened in the pit of his soul.  The 
Staff, at the moment this happened, forged a mental link between Ataru and 
those condemned by the Guardians' prophecy.  Could you imagine being linked 
to so many people for the briefest of seconds -- then experience all of 
their lives being snuffed out?  Just like that?"  She snapped her fingers.

	Everyone winced.  Hinako then stared at the Staff.  *Bou-san, is it true?* 
she mentally asked, trying not to break down and cry.

	***Yes, Hinako.  It's true.***

	Hinako shuddered, and then a calm look crossed her face.  *You couldn't 
stop yourself from doing that, could you?*

	***No, I couldn't.***  A pause.  ***At least now, with you as my 
controller, an incident like THAT will not happen again.***

	Ataru's youngest sister blinked, and then she blushed at the implied trust 
the Staff of Gihan bestowed on her.  Then the sheer number of people lost on 
Phentax Two came back to her like a tidal wave.  *All those people . . . *

	***Are now at peace, Hinako.***

	*A-ri-ri . . .?!*

	***They are in the Very, Very Bright Place now,*** the Staff explained.  
***The place we will go to when our time in this life is done.  That is the 
Place where Marie's parents, Haruka's mother, Sakuya's and Rinrin's 
stepfathers are now, Hinako.  There, they are at peace.***

	Hinako felt a smile cross her face as she gently stroked the Staff's 
focusing crystal.  *You mean they're in Heaven, Bou-san?*

	***In your eyes, yes.***

	"Hinako-chan, are you alright?"

	Hinako jolted, and then she noticed everyone gazing at her.  "A-ri-ri?!"

	"You just blanked out for a moment," Mamoru explained as the others started 
to relax.  "What's wrong, Hinako-chan?"

	"Eh?!"  Hinako sniffed, and then she wiped her eyes.  "It's okay, 
Mamoru-chan.  Bou-san was just telling Hina about those people Bou-san was 
made to send to Heaven.  Bou-san says . . . "  She smiled.  "That they're at 
peace now."

	Everyone considered that.  Sakuya sighed.  "Hinako-chan."  She knelt in 
front of her sister.  "Do you want to keep Bou-san?"

	Hinako nodded.  "Uhn!"  She gazed on the Staff's crystal.  "Bou-san likes 
it that Hina's now Bou-san's controller.  Hina . . . "  She sniffed.  "Hina 
can make sure that Bou-san'll never hurt Onii-tama again."

	Sakuya gazed on her, and then she lightly smiled.  "Well, then . . . "  She 
turned to stare at Toofuu, and then she gazed on Miree.  "I guess we'll have 
to trust in the better angels of Hinako-chan's nature."

	She gently squeezed Hinako's free hand.  "There's still a danger, 
Sakuya-chan," the chiropractor then warned.

	"There's always a danger when one tries new things, Toofuu-kun."  Chikage 
placed a calming hand on his shoulder.  "But what's the worst thing to do?  
Try a new path and face the possibility of failure?  Or not try at all and 
never know the possibility of success?"

	He gazed on the young sorceress.  The other sisters and the Tendous were 
surprised that the chiropractor wasn't succumbing to another bout of 
love-madness being so close to Chikage.  "Well, if you say so," he 
reluctantly said.

	The others smiled.  Save Akane; she was sending a piercing look at Chikage. 
  The young sorceress ignored her.  "Now that we have resolved that 
particular matter for the time being, let us turn to other matters," Negako 
firmly declared as she guided Hinako to Nabiki.  "Hinako, I think Bou-san 
can explain to you Nabiki's current problem."

	"Huh?!"  Hinako gazed up at the grandmaster, and then she perked as a 
whispered non-voice echoed deep in her mind.  She stared at the Staff, and 
then she looked at Nabiki, her eyes wide.  "That's stupid!" Hinako cried 
out, causing everyone else to lean away from her.  "Why'd your father do 
something really, really, really dumb like that?!" she demanded.

	"Hinako-chan, can you help them?" Kasumi asked.

	Hinako stared at her, and then she perked as the Staff provided her an 
answer.  "Soo ka . . . "  The youngest of Ataru's sisters sighed before she 
stared at Nabiki.  "Gomen nasai, Nabiki-san.  But Bou-san says she can't 
split you and Shinshi-san apart.  There's not enough energy for Bou-san to 
use to make separate bodies for both of you."

	"What if replacement bodies were obtained, Hinako?" Chikage asked.

	Hinako gazed on the sorceress.  "What do you mean, Chikage-chan?"

	"She means what happened to us, Hinako-chan," Himiko declared as she and 
Mikiko walked up to her.  "After all, the Avalon bioroid factory's here now 
over Earth, so why don't you use that instead?"  She pointed up.

	Hinako gazed on them, and then she perked as the Staff whispered the 
necessary information to her.  "Eh?!"  She looked up, the Staff enhancing 
her vision to the point where Hinako could see the cloaked, twenty-kilometre 
long factory clearly.  "Waaaaaa . . .!  What a BIG spaceship!" she gushed, 
and then she perked as the Staff added details.  "Eh?!  It can only make 
girls?  Why can't it make boys?!"  She stared at the Staff, and then she 
canted her head as the device replied.  "Oh, you can fix it up?!  Okay!"

	She hoisted the Staff.  "Hey, Hinako-chan, what're . . .?!" Mamoru began.

	The focusing crystal flared, blinding everyone.

*    *    *

	"Where did three of these units go?"

	"We are not sure, Otako."  One of the factory unit's "volunteer" 
technicians shook her head.  The small group of Avalonians, all of whom bore 
the racial features of the "Invaders" -- what the bioroid race always, in 
private, addressed their "masters" as -- stood in the gestation unit where 
Miree and her children had obtained their new bodies.  "Internal security 
monitors for this chamber were disabled shortly before we departed Phentax 
Twelve.  We didn't learn of it until routine diagnostics were per- . . . "

	Her report was cut off as a blinding flash of light filled the chamber.  
The Avalonians screamed as they clapped their hands over their eyes, turning 
away from gazing at the direction of the gestation units.  The light soon 
faded, allowing the bioroids to pull their hands away, they blinking rapidly 
to restore their sight.  "What was . . .?" The technician turned to the 
chambers . . .

	Her jaw then dropped in shocked disbelief on seeing that ALL FIVE of the 
gestation units were empty!  " . . . that?!" she finished.

*    *    *

	"***WHO'RE YA TRYIN' TA BE, HINAKO?!  SAILOR MOON?!***"

	Mamoru's shout echoed through the living room as people covered their eyes 
from the burst of blinding light the Staff produced.  Within seconds, the 
light faded, allowing people to rub their eyes and blink their vision back 
to normal.  Suddenly, Yotsuba's delighted shout of "Oh, BIG checky here!" 
made everyone turn to where Nabiki had stood.  She was no longer alone.

	Kasumi gaped.  "Nabiki-chan . . . "

	"With . . .?" Akane sputtered.

	Yuka covered her mouth.  "Shinshi-kun . . .?"

	A pair of groans escaped the people standing beside a gushing Yotsuba.  
Hinako gazed on the Staff's work, and then she smiled.  "Hai, hai!  All 
fixed up!!"  She turned to the others, and then she perked as the Staff 
whispered something to her.  "Huh?!  Oh, okay!"  She gazed on Shirayuki.  
"Shirayuki-chan, Bou-san says that Shinshi-san and Nabiki-san'll need soft 
food for their first meals in their new bodies," she reported.

	The chef stared wide-eyed at the middle Tendou daughter and the young man 
born of her memories and spirit thanks to Jusenkyou, and then she caught 
herself.  "Oh . . . OH!  H-hai desu no!  Hime'll make something now!"

	She raced off.  Kasumi and Akane exchanged a stunned look, and then they 
walked over to stand before their siblings.  "Nabiki-chan . . .?" the former 
prodded Nabiki, and then Shinshi.  "Shinshi-chan?  Are you two alright . . 
.?"

	Both jolted, they exchanging a look before gazing on their sisters.  "Um . 
. .!" Nabiki began.  "I . . . "  She felt her forehead.

	Yotsuba gazed intently at Shinshi through her spyglass, and then she turned 
to Kasumi.  "Yotsuba thinks that Shi-chama and Nabiki-san need to lie down 
and get some sleep before doing anything else," she reported.

	"That . . . "  Shinshi grunted, and then he blinked on feeling Yotsuba 
slide up to support him.  "Sounds like a good idea, Onee-chan . . . "

	Kasumi then sighed.  "Alright, then.  Shirayuki-chan?!"

	"Hai desu no?!" the younger chef called out from the kitchen.

	"Can you put whatever you're making into a bentou, please?!" Kasumi called 
out.  "We'll take it with us back to our place!  Nabiki-chan and 
Shinshi-chan're going back with us to our home to sleep for a while, 
alright?!"

	"Hai desu no!"

	"Yotsuba wants a bentou, too!" Yotsuba called out.

	"Hai desu no!"

	Noting the would-be detective's behaviour concerning Nabiki's twin, the 
other sisters exchanged knowing looks and muffled snickers.

*    *    *

	Minutes later, as the Tendou family walked off the grounds to return home, 
Inu Chigaiko stepped out.  She was dressed properly in a Fuurinkan High 
girl's uniform.  In her hands were her book bag and a lunch bentou from 
Shirayuki.  "You sure you're gonna be okay, Chigaiko-san?" Karen wondered as 
she followed Ataru's former classmate to the front gate.  "Onee-chan warned 
us things at her old school can be pretty rough . . . "

	"I'll be fine, Karen-chan."  The Tomobiki High junior-turned-Fuurinkan High 
senior winked at the pianist before she turned to leave.  "Even if I now 
seem to be free of whatever it was that made everyone around me back at 
Tomobiki High forget my name, I'm no alpha-type personality by far."

	Karen nodded.  "I hope so.  Gambatte, Chigaiko-san!"

	"Isn't that what Kaho-chan's supposed to say?!"

	Both laughed, and then Karen headed back inside.  Chigaiko watched her go 
before turning to jog down the street to the nearest bus stop for the short 
trip to Fuurinkan High School.  Arriving just in time to catch the next 
ride, Chigaiko took her seat and relaxed before gazing on her hand.  There 
was much more colour in her skin than what she had seen not a week before 
when she was still living with her family in Tomobiki.  By the looks of it, 
whatever Negako was doing to help her finally overcome her anaemia -- the 
ninjutsu grandmaster had yet to tell her the exact details about Chigaiko's 
treatment; no doubt, that sort of explanation would have entailed the use of 
scientific terms whose true meaning would just fly WAY over her head -- was 
working.  Taking another deep breath, she sat back in her chair, glancing 
out the window as the scenery passed by.  Well, a couple more weeks -- a 
month at the most, Negako had told her last night after entertaining Nabiki, 
Akane and Yuka -- and she could look forward to transferring once more, this 
time to Stargazer West College on Promised Island.

	The bus turned down the street passing by Fuurinkan High's front gate.  
Chigaiko rang for her stop.  She stepped off just as Asano Sayuri, Bosabosa 
Daisuke and Chanpatsu Hiroshi walked up.  "Ah, Chigaiko-chan!  Ohayou!" 
Sayuri called out on spotting her, she waving.

	Chigaiko turned, shuddering as the thrill of having a fellow student 
calling her by name raced through her.  Waving back, she jogged over to 
them.  "Ohayou, Sayuri-chan, guys!"  She turned to walk with them towards 
the school.  "Ready for a new school year?" she then asked.

	"Got no choice," Hiroshi lamented, and then he glanced around.  "Ara?!  
Where're Yuka-chan, Akane-chan and Ranma?!"

	The others perked, and then they quickly glancing around for their 
classmates.  "Yuka-chan and Akane-chan will be in later," Chigaiko reported 
as the others gazed on her.  "Something happened at the Tendou place last 
night."

	Sayuri tensed.  "What happened?"

	"Nabiki-san got cursed by water from that Jusenkyou place."

	Silence.

	Hiroshi gaped.  "No way . . .!"

	"How?!" Daisuke demanded.

	Sayuri fretted.  "What spring?!"

	"Yes way."  Chigaiko stared at Hiroshi, and then at Daisuke.  "No thanks to 
Nabiki-san's bakayaro father.  And it was Nanniichuan water."  She then 
stared at Sayuri, holding up a finger.  "But there's now no need to panic!  
Negako-san arranged to have Nabiki-san's cursed side severed from her normal 
side.  So, as of this morning, she's got one real hottie of a twin brother 
now calling himself Tendou Shinshi."

	The others took in that explanation.  Hiroshi then snapped his fingers, 
turning to Daisuke.  "That cask of Jusenkyou water from the wedding, 
remember?!  Old man Tendou must've pulled a switch before Ranma's old man 
got hold of the damned thing!" he said as the most likely explanation for 
this came to him.

	"Oh, right!"  Daisuke nodded, and then he gazed on Chigaiko.  "But why the 
heck would he tried to curse Nabiki, for heaven's sake?!"

	"Maybe she tried to bilk the guy for her allowance," Hiroshi proposed.

	Chigaiko gazed on them, remembering Negako's warning concerning revealing 
the truth about Ranma's change of gender to any of her old classmates.  "Who 
knows!"  She turned to look past the school's front gate to see a crowd, all 
dressed in various sports uniforms, forming.  "What's this?!"

	The others looked.  "Kunou-bakayaro's 'beat Akane-chan to date her' ritual, 
Take Two," Hiroshi reported, he shaking his head in disgust.  "Forget about 
it, Chigaiko-chan.  You DON'T want to get involved in this, believe me!  
C'mon, guys, let's head in and get to class!"

	Daisuke, Sayuri and Chigaiko nodded as they crossed the street and slipped 
through the gate.  Walking around the considerable mass of boys in sports 
gear or martial arts uniforms, the former Tomobiki High student was quick to 
sense the aura of determination they exhibited concerning Saotome Ranma's 
former fiancée.  *Ye gods, and I thought everyone's mooning over that Oni 
was bad?!* she mused to herself as she and her new friends made their way 
back onto the main walkway.  *Wonder what's going on back in that loony bin, 
anyway.*

*    *    *

	"So where've YOU been all this time, Ryuu-chan?!"

	Miyake Shinobu's foot tapped impatiently on the concrete pathway before the 
front gate of Tomobiki High School as a yawning Fujinami Ryuunosuke walked 
up.  The latter had no sarashi under her shirt, having replaced that with a 
sports bra.  Despite her STILL wearing the boy's uniform, the shapely humps 
on her chest were a dead giveaway concerning her true gender.  "Where the 
heck do you think I've been, Shinobu-chan?"  She gave Shinobu a knowing wink 
as they turned to walk through the front gate.  "Your mom and dad say 
anything about it at breakfast this mornin'?" she then asked.

	Shinobu shook her head.  "Iie.  I told them you were spending the night 
with a friend.  They didn't need to hear anything more than that, but if you 
keep this up with Sakiko-san, Mom and Dad are going to get pretty curious."

	"Yeah, true."  Ryuunosuke stretched herself, and then she stared at the 
repaired school.  "Man, Mendou's people do good work."  She whistled on 
seeing the northwest wing properly restored.  A glance further to the left 
revealed a larger amount of flowers and other private gifts surrounding the 
wrecked remnants of Lum's statue.  Standing there were several first-year 
and second-year students, black mourning bands wrapped around their jacket 
sleeves.  "Who d'you suppose they're praying for?" she wondered.

	"Himiko-san and Mikiko-san, I think.  I don't think the guys had any real 
friends in school," Shinobu whispered as the pair walked past